I tried to keep it short, but it ended up a little long anyway. Also, it's a lot of personal jokes, so it probably won't make a lot of sense. But let me know your opinions!
"The thing I have always loved most about our relationship is our adventures; the ones we set out to have, and the ones we have by accident. Today, as we begin our new adventure as husband and wife, I promise I will do everything I can to make this our greatest adventure yet. I promise to respect our individual hobbies and support you in the pursuit of your own interests, as long as you don't make me go golfing with you at 5am on a Saturday, when it's 110 degrees. I promise to always care for you in health, and through your many, many sicknesses. I promise to love you for less poor or poorer, or maybe even for richer if we win the lottery. I promise to always make sure your cuddle bucket is full, and that you are kept warm through the frigid 80 degree nights. I will try to use the phrase "you are right" more often, and "you always" or "you never" less. I promise to be the best mother I can to our children, and raise them so they have your kindness, your strength, your passion, your intelligence, and hopefully my sense of humor. Almost four years ago, after many stolen glances across the lobby of the Dub and the halls of SBS West, a chance meeting in south campus led to an invitation to my apartment because you said you were afraid of getting struck by lightening during a fall thunderstorm. Today, and for the rest of my life, I promise to always stand by you, hold your hand, and do my best to protect you from any storm that comes our way."
