Here are all of my incredibly embarassing bodily fluid moments:
My 6th grade year was a bloody mess. No one had told me about periods and none of my friends had their's yet. Of COURSE I started it in class one day and of COURSE I was wearing a white skirt. And OF COURSE this wasn't just a one time thing. This happened every month for almost the entire school year. Why CPS wasn't called on my parents is still a mystery to me. My parents SUCKED! (They will admit to this now - they have both changed very much.)
I also peed my pants in class one time in 6th grade. I was very, very shy and was afraid to ask for a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Then, in 7th grade, I jumped off the high dive at the pool in a bikini top and half way down my top came up, exposing my boobies to ALL! Yay! (I guess no bodily fluids were part of this story.)
In elementary school, I would have to run home from the bus stop and hope to make it to the bathroom in time. I peed my pants on the porch about once a week.
I still have to pee the instant I come home. It must be a Pavlovian thing.
And then, when I was about 24 or 25, I had way too much to drink at a club one night and peed my pants. LUCKILY, my BFF at the time came to my rescue and took me hope despite my protests. It's one of the few drunken nights that I remember vividly. Digital Underground was performing that night.
I'm not sure how I survived any of the school stuff. One would think I was a social pariah, but I was not. Weird.
I won't even tell you about the horror that was my miscarriage/ER experience... Busy would probably like that story.
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