If I were a boy...

tuarceatha · January 2013

I'd look hot without makeup.

Go!

buddysmom80 · January 2013

I'd pee my name in the snow

CASK85 · January 2013

I'd grow a sweet beard and wear suits all the time.

Peaseblossom55 · January 2013

I would propose to me... I'm a pretty good catch...

oh I would also pee my name in the snow!

LaSak87 · January 2013

I would take 3 minute showers and somehow be clean.

tuarceatha · January 2013

I would only wear deodorant and smell fan-f'n-tastic all flippin' day.

steign · January 2013

I'd wake up 20 minutes before work, shower, get dressed and leave the house.

thejucheidea · January 2013

I would have THREE names instead of two because my parents wanted to name me Harrison Stephen Behrends. They also intended to name me Stephanie, but we see how that turned out.

motoLyn · January 2013

I sleep with lots of hot women and be called a ladies man and not a slut.

tuarceatha · January 2013

I'd look awesome with salt and pepper hair and a few wrinkles.

RWS2011 · January 2013

I'd be inordinately interested in cars and mechanics in general, with a constant need to figure out "how things work."

Also, I'd eat cheeseburgers all through my thirties and barely gain a pound.

Hummingbird125 · January 2013

I'd only have to decide among my 3 "nice" shirts, which one to wear for a night out. I only have one pair of nice jeans, so I'll wear those. I'll also make this decision about 5 minutes before leaving.

I'd eat a burrito as a "snack" whenever I feel like, and still have great abs without working out.

melmac86 · January 2013

I'd eat a whole pizza and not care at all.

I'd take 5 minutes to shave instead of 20, because all I'd have to shave is my stupid face.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

I would eat whatever I wanted and burn it off in a matter of seconds.
I would look better as I age and just shave my head if my hair started to fall out.
Lastly, I would take full advantage of peeing in the woods without having to squat while doing super adventurous outdoorsy stuff.

Oh and I forgot I would be able to take off my shirt when it gets 90 degree plus here in the South when working outside.

LaSak87 · January 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_if-i-were-a-boy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:85d39a66-950a-4674-a685-859cc030fc19Post:bef1d68a-b3d3-4b22-9801-38e38a89b55a">Re: If I were a boy...</a>:
[QUOTE]I'd look awesome with salt and pepper hair and a few wrinkles. ;)
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't worry about being 25 and having forehead "worry wrinkles" <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" />

ETA: I would also type 'wrinkles' correctly the first time.

beanbot2002 · January 2013

I'd sit around watching TV with my hands down my pants and no one would think anything of it.
I'd pee on a wall.

tuarceatha · January 2013

lol

Good times.

JBSMADA10 · January 2013

I wouldn't worry about my weight. I'd drink a lot of Beer, and that peeing anywhere I can whip it out. Especially in someones pool after consuming all that beer... (I'm a crude crude human being) Oh and I'd just fart in public.

Swazzle · January 2013

I'd pee anywhere and anywhere just because I can.

I'd play with my balls.

I'd throw on jeans and a white tee and look sexy as hell.

Shiroyasha · January 2013

I wouldn't have to listen to people on Xbox Live act like buttfaces when they hear me talk.

Dewey12 · January 2013

I would eat candy every night while my girlfriend only eats healthy food. Somehow I would lose two pounds while she gained three.

leia1979 · January 2013

I would make more money and be taken seriously in my career.

Sad, but true.

Shiroyasha · January 2013

Liv: At least 80% time someone hears me talk while playing a video game, they say "OMG you're a girl?!" And then they launch into a tirade about how I suck because I'm a girl and then proceed to be crass and perverted. If I was a boy, I wouldn't hear that.

ravenray · January 2013

I wouldn't get girls on their periods.

I would pee out of the window of a moving car.

http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/6086600-Video-Man-pulled-over-for-urinating-out-car-window/

I would talk in a sexy accent.

leia1979 · January 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_if-i-were-a-boy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:85d39a66-950a-4674-a685-859cc030fc19Post:4f975c07-dd95-474b-99b2-56ced3573a98">Re: If I were a boy...</a>:
[QUOTE]Liv: At least 80% time someone hears me talk while playing a video game, they say "OMG you're a girl?!" And then they launch into a tirade about how I suck because I'm a girl and then proceed to be crass and perverted. If I was a boy, I wouldn't hear that.
Posted by Shiroyasha[/QUOTE]

Shiroyasha, I was just reading something very similar to this on Reddit the other day. I'm really sorry you get treated that way. I am disturbed by the casual chauvinism we still witness that is made worse by the anonymity of the Internet.

Elle1036 · January 2013

This was a fantastic read, even if I showed up too late to contribute.

Vintagelove4 · January 2013

Same as what Elle said.

I would be a gentalmen and wear suits all the time.

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