I know I just AW-ed about the dress. But I've just finished the tentative proof of our invites, and I'm pretty delighted with them. I'll try to rein in my self-aggrandizement for the rest of the week, promise.
ewww...that looks so unclear. Stupid jpeg. The original is crystal-clear, honest.
Edit: So...the bottom part that you can't possibly read from this file says:
"MARVEL as the groom takes on all comers in feats of strength and derring-do!
GASP as the bride attempts to ingest her weight in cuptakes!
GAZE IN WONDER at the draconian horror that is the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress!
IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS by wrestling your very own man-eating alligator!*
*man-eating alligators void where prohibited
DELIGHT in destroying your fellow guests in games of chance and skill!
IMBIBE ever-so-slightly more than the surgeon general recommends!
NUPTIALS 2011: Be there, or be...marginally less entertained that you otherwise would be!