Ok, I'm sort of running with the idea of naming each table after something or someone distinctly Maine-related, like the Portland Headlight, Gifford's Ice Cream, Moose, Lobster, etc. I also have famous people from Maine, like Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and Edna St. Vincent Millay. So my question is...would it be totally creepy-weird to have a Stephen King table? I'm having difficulty reconciling myself with this idea, so I need opinions. What would you think if you were seated at the Stephen King table?