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I've been looking to write a poem.

Oh knot, Dear Knot, I'm a little upset. But DON’T FUCKING BAN ME, oh no, not yet. There’s this knottie I know, I call her Mrs. B, She’s helpful and smart, and pretty you see? She gives good advice, and her advice is sound. She’s been gone 4 hours, and I miss having her around. I think there are some questions that I have for you, Like, WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL DID SHE DO? They say that “reports” are looked over and discussed, This is proof that they aren’t, defend this you must. I’m a little disappointed, and I’m sure that you care, (eyeroll) But the path you have taken is very far from fair. A psycho with three logins who is report happy, Is grounds for a banning? Well, that’s super crappy. Chickety Check yo’self befo you wreck yo’self, and know what you’re doing, That crazy lucky/doglover/karma chick, she’s who you should be screwing. Not Mrs. B, because well…that’s just dumb. Love, Fishy.
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Re: I've been looking to write a poem.

  • salt78salt78 member
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    Dear One Fish Two Fish,You are better than Dr. Seuss!
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  • That was beautiful and it should be a sticky until she is back. 
  • lolget ring pop to sticky it!!
  • Yeah, I so just explained that to FI using the words "knot Gods" and "troll" and FI is staring at me like I sprouted a second head. Great poem, Fish, A+
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  • I must admit I am a little lit It took me time to read And in the midst I had to pee But regardless of that mess Mrs B is the best. The End.
  • That brought tears to my eyes. 

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  • I'm lit too, Scoetto, and just realized I have only one dimple and lot of freckles. I think I probably always know it, but pinot noir really brings it out.
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  • Oh Oh! Brooke! I've realized a lot of things in my drunken state. Yet I will keep them to myself. Because I am lame. Thanks, beer. I love you.
  • This deserves some type of prize.
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  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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  • Bravo :golfclap:
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  • LOL! It's ok, Brooke! Whit is keeping me in check. I literally just got a phone call. And it's not at any of you. I'm p!ssed at the dude.
  • Okay, girls, off to play Guitar Hero. Fish, again, thanks for bringing the awesome. Scoetto, thanks for not thing I'm too horribly lame Sarah, post pics Snowhussy - still dislike you, and you still have feet growing out of your shoulder Lpstl, hope you found something to eat tonight
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  • Whit! I forgot Whit. Hi, Whit! Bye Whit.I am such a lightweight...
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  • I think Brooke is pulling a "Goodnight Moon"
  • salt78salt78 member
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    Goodnight Brooke! <3
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  • Brooke!!! Before you go, MrsB wanted me to let you know she absolutely knows who you are.
  • ((hugs))) Mrs. B!!!!!
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  • brookelyn -  I did!!!!!11111!!!!!!The nausea stopped today, so I stuffed my face over at my BFF's house. Beef stew, fruit salad, french bread with homemade strawberry preserves, and gooey butter cookies for dessert. I swear it was one of the best meals I've ever had. Up until tonight I hadn't eaten meat in about 2 weeks, and was living off saltines and cheerios.
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  • I have no idea what happened, but just wanted to point out that it's likely this chick actually reported MrsB - as in wrote e-mails to the moderator or to Annie - not just clicked the report button.  If she felt like she was being harassed and linked posts to prove it, it would have gotten MrsB banned.  Like I said, I don't actually know what happened but that sounds likely to me based on everything you guys have said.
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