Cause I need to read mindless crap:1. how long does it take you to make 9800? I know drop it already but hey im a b*tch today.2. On a scale of 1-10, how ironic would it be for a person who treats cancer patients for a living getting cancer themselves? like should it be in an Alanis song?3. What should my husband buy me when he lands? I want ice cream but i feel like I should want something more like lots and lots of wine.4. Can you roll a cherry stem into a knot using your tongue? if yes, your FI is one lucky man!