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Vera Bradley hate?

Did I miss this somewhere?  HT's duffel confession seems to indicate so.My SIL's family is all batshit over these things and I'm like, Dude, you know that is a fukcing old lady quilted purse, right?  They are just awful.  They remind me of 1980s craft shows, not cool hipster craftshows like they have now.  Who else owns one of these abominations, so I can mock you all at once?
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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse

Re: Vera Bradley hate?

  • I own a garment bag, but it was a gift.  I use it because it fits a crap load of clothes and travels well.
  • I hate it.  My best friend used to like it, until I corrected her.  Now she still uses it, but with shame.
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  • It is shameful, but I kno no one will steal my bag.  At least it is the brown and blue pattern, which is less obnoxious than the pink and green one.
  • Eh, luggage is luggage.  I don't really judge duct-taped garbage bag luggage.  However, duct-taped garbage bags would be more fashionable than "Vera."  (My SIL's siter gave her kid "her first Vera!"  And she called it that, just the first name.  Vomitous!  First and last, I hope, if my SIL is fit to be a parent.)I mean, if my grandmother carried it, I'd be like, "Oh cute" or whatever.  But even with my 50-something mother, I'd be like, "Mom.  No."
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I hate them. I'm seeing them more and more in San Diego.

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  • I have the giant pink duffel bag. It's handy for weekend trips when I can travel under the cover of darkness so no one sees me carrying it.
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    Just like crocs, I have never found vera Bradley purses all that objectionable. Not something I would carry but my eyes don't light on fire when I see someone carrying one. My mom carried one but she was a sixty something cute grandma! :)
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  • [img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a283/monkeyloving/selling/DSC01654.jpg[/img]I have this little ID holder thingie that I don't even use anymore ever since I found my awesome whale wallet. I bought it because of the owls. I thought they were cute.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • That doesn't look Vera.  Mine is a paisley nightmare.
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  • That's why I liked it! One of our interns has this pattern, I didn't think it was too bad either: [url]<a href="http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2204802module12105869photo_1224270981vera_bradley_puccini.jpg" rel='nofollow'>http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2204802module12105869photo_1224270981vera_bradley_puccini.jpg</a>[/url]
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • i loooove my VB stuff.  my two rules:  i do NOT like the old lady patterns, and i do NOT like VB purses.  all my stuff is for travel.... duffels, makeup bags, flatiron cover, jewelry case, etc.   my large and small duffel are the only ones that match, the rest are just a melange of color.   i really could give a giant rat's turd how "cool" my travel bags are.  they're easy to identify and they're good quality for travel.
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  • :::compiles list for purpose of shunning on:::
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I loooove my VB stuff. my two rules: i do NOT like the old lady patterns, Oxy meet moron.
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  • I have a few VB things and I love them.  SHUN ME
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  • The duffel I have is black with a small pattern.  It's a good size for a weekend trip.  I like it because it's soft, so I can use it as a pillow on the train.  I have a little purse from high school that's much more brightly colored, but I don't like it anymore.  I keep some of my knitting in it.  How's that for old lady?
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  • in my mind i never connected "vera bradley" with "those awful quilted granny bags". this has been a very eye opening post.
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  • But its so shabby chic!!  barf.
  • You wanna judge something, judge my wallet! I'm (almost)30 and carry a whale wallet that I love so much I want to marry it (except for the peace sign zipper pull, I hate that). Look at the crocodile one! Adorable![img]<a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ht%2BSFUM%2BL._AA280_.jpg" rel='nofollow'>http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ht%2BSFUM%2BL._AA280_.jpg</a>[/img]
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • [url]<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bungalow360-Vegan-Wallets-New-styles/dp/B0018KH108" rel='nofollow'>http://www.amazon.com/Bungalow360-Vegan-Wallets-New-styles/dp/B0018KH108</a>[/url]
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • VB was EVERYWHERE at my college and I hated it.  I think having a full set was a requirement for sorority membership. My carpool partner even has a VB hair straightener cover (and makeup bag and wallet and every other thing under the sun).

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    The nerve!
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  • I love your wallet, bethie!
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • If I were  coming to Fingerlakes, I'd so bring my Vera.
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  • I love the whale and gator wallets, but obviously my taste is suspect. Kristen, maybe I will bring my VB and represent for both of us.
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  • The pink and green paisley are what I imagine Dolores Umbridge carrying. There's just something creppy about it.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Do it, HT.
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  • exMIL used to volunteer to work some sort of VB free-for-all sale that is up in Ft. Wayne every year. She couldn't STAND that I hated VB, and  would continue to press me on the subject. "Have you seen the one that is mostly black??" They are all quilts. I hate them.
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