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The Tom Hanks Theory - For julezlee

You know how, over the course of life, you meet some crazy, destructive, horrible people - only you didn't know how crazy they were until after you let them into your life?Since I'm an extremely poor judge of character, this has happened to me a lot, and I'm always trying to find a way to recognize the signs of crazy before it is too late.The Tom Hanks Theory is one way I have found to do this.When you ask someone how they feel about Tom Hanks in general, there are only two acceptable answers:1) "Oh, I like Tom Hanks. Great movies."or2) "I don't really care for his movies, but Tom Hanks seems all right as a person."Should you ever run into someone who ever gives some variation of the third answer:"Tom Hanks? Oh, god, I hate that guy. I wish he'd just die or fall in a hole. Tom Hanks is a waste of flesh."Then you need to just back away. The theory is that it's ok to not like his movies, it's even okay to not give half a crap about Tom Hanks, but any person who takes an ACTIVE DISLIKE of Tom Hanks is not the kind of person you want in your life. Sure, their opinions of Tom Hanks don't affect you in any way, but you can be sure that with someone who possesses an active Tom Hanks hatred, the crazy runs much deeper than you can currently see.Now, of course, this won't screen out all crazies, as even some psychopaths like Tom Hanks, but it's a good indicator.So what are or were your red flags indicating that the person you were talking to was not someone you wanted to get involved with, whether it be in friendship, business or relationship?
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  • There are just certain people you meet in life that you may have no true reason to dislike them - but they just don't sit well. I've always trusted my gut feelings.
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  • I love this theory. FWIW- I love Tom Hanks. He is my favorite actor. :) I am also a bad judge of character. I get hurt a lot this way. I think I am getting better at it though.Usually if some says they HATE animals that is a sign to me that something is off.  I run! Anyone who does not take care of their children= something is off. I back away. Anyone who says bad things about people (especially friends) behind their backs= something is off. I run.
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  • Hahaha - that is hilarious. For the record, I like a ton of Tom Hanks movies and think he seems like the sweetest guy. I am a little mad at him for Angels & Demons, though. I don't think I have any red flags but I tend to be a decent good judge of people. My mom and I both have pretty good intuition. It's more of a feeling about a person that any sort of specific test. I have definitely been wrong a couple times so maybe I should start using the Tom Hanks test as a second line of defense.
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  • I don't know about you guys but  Oh, I like Tom Hanks. Great movies.
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  • I also happen to be aware that, by nature, I tend to attact unstable people. Half my fault, half just how the world works, I think. I know this about myself. Henceforth, I have a lot of acquaintences, but about 10 friends I trust whole heartedly.
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  • oh, and Tom Hanks is fantastic. especially the older movies (e.g. Sleepless in Seattle).
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    I love tom hanks. He needs to take a step back from directing and be in a romantic comedy again. Not with meg ryan though, she royally messed up her face and I cant stand to look at her now.
  • Without the ability to read facial expression, body language, tone or inflection, detect lies or taking advantage-type behavior in people I don't know extremely well, I've always tended to be the type that attracts dominating, self-centered, bully-type females, if that makes sense. Same with men, I suppose. The Tom Hanks Theory is only one of many evaluation techniques I've developed. It's the most awesome one, though, and while it does let crazies get past, it's never failed in terms of Tom Hanks hatred = some kind of bad person.
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  • Tom Hanks is trapped in a dry cleaning bag.
  • I tend to shy away from people who have an entire photo album on Facebook titled "me" and it's full of 327 pictures of them making kissy faces in the bathroom mirror, car, etc. And all of them are self portraits.
  • I can watch Forrest Gump over and over and still cry at the part where he's talking to Jenny at her grave. I love that movie.
  • I started to date a guy and we were watching Castaway. When he loses Wilson and cries EXTREMELY hard and loud, my date told me that when his dog died he cried that hard for a week. I got turned off and dumped him. The thought of a guy curled up in a fetal position wailing kind of grossed me out.
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  • Oh wow...I just told DH your theory and he reminded me that his crazy former roommate had an active dislike of Tom Hanks.  I'm sold!
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  • I was approached at a casino by a normal-looking guy who explained that his wife left him last year because she didn't believe that he was Jesus. As in, Jesus Christ.  I just smiled and nodded, and walked away quickly.I bet he didn't like Tom Hanks.
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