This was posted on my month board, I found it entertaining. The 10 steps every bride should know to using the bathroom properly on your wedding day: #1 Take AT LEAST one other girl with you, if not two. But Two is much better than one. #2-- Enter the stall but don't turn around. Have the girls enter behind you, yes this requires leaving the door open. But don't worry, you've got so much dress no one will see anything! # 3- Let the girl(s) hold up the back of your dress. #4- You go under the front of your dress and grab your shorts/panties/undies or whatever you've got on under there. #5 You will probably need them completely off. # 6 Sit backwards on the toilet really, I mean facing the wall backwards. It's the easiest way since your girl(s) are holding the back of your dress. You should be holding the front of your dress up. #7 Get someone to hand you some paper. #8 Stand and put that caboose in reverse while the girl(s) are still holding your back part up. #9 Grab your shorts and dress yourself.This is probably the hardest part-- You may need to put a leg up on the seat to get some leverage. #10 When you're ready. Let your girl(s) know they can drop your dress. But don't let them leave just yet. Once your out of the stall have them Fluff!
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