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Oh, please, Heidi Montag

KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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So Heidi is on the cover of Playboy this month. Her photo spread is very disappointing, she doesn't even show nip. But the most redonkulous part is the interview she does with Spencer (apparently she insisted he do the interview, bleck) where she says she has 30 to 40 orgasms a day. Do you think this is possible? How does she have time to do anything else in her day, like Twitter or make crappy music?
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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy
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    She's a damn liar!
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  • katie.i.dokatie.i.do member
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    maybe she has a pair of those underpants with a remote controlled vibrator in them? that is the only explanation i will buy.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    vibrator ipod attachment? maybe it also makes her music more enjoyable?
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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy
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    Wasn't she the one preaching about not going out drinking and acting like a slut?? and now posing for playboy?
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain
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    Who would even want 40 orgasms a day?  This is like the guy who claims he has a 12 inch cocck.  At a certain point, it just would be fun anymore.
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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    The whole idea makes my hoo ha hurt. Even if she's having multiples, wouldn't that get old?
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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy
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    I'd be worn out after 40 a day. I would be shaking and twitching all day.
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain
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    *would NOT be fun
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  • lindsaylllindsayll member
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    It's douchetastic.  Why bother posing for Playboy at all? 30 to 40 a day...I don't think you'd have time for much else and that your lady bits would be a bit callused.  And unlike your feet, I'm pretty sure the little ladies at the local nail salon don't have any magic potions to take care of that.She is now hinting that she'll do playboy again and reveal more.  http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/heidi_montag_will_reveal_more.phpThese famewhores are milking every single milisecond from their 15 minutes.  I love how she talks about how god created the body.  Honey, a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills created your body.
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  • salimoosalimoo
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    WORD UP. There is such a thing as too much. -->  Oh, please, Heidi Montag--> From: FallinAgain Date: 8/19/2009 at 12:24 PM Who would even want 40 orgasms a day? This is like the guy who claims he has a 12 inch cocck. At a certain point, it just would be fun anymore.
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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    I suspect that she doesn't know what an orgasm actually feels like.

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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain
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    Noisy makes an excellent point.
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  • Kamikaze3Kamikaze3
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    I agree she doesn't know what one is. I also am horrified that she even gets aroused at all by that disgusting parasite she calls her husband.
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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    Doesn't the average person fart 30 times a day? Maybe she thinks that's an orgasm.
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  • MamaKinMamaKin member
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    most people don't have 30-40 orgasms a day, not because they physically COULDN'T... but because they have better things to do. thanks for comfirming that you literally have nothing to do other than fuuck. it would have been more impressive if she announced she was starting a skincare/jewelry/handbag line like all the other H-list celebrities... but no? just laying around fuucking? pretty much all i thought you were good for. and even then, she won't take her top off, making her even more worthless.
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain
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    Actually, I doubt you physically can orgasm 40 times a day.  That's almost one every half hour.  You're going to get de-sensitized and it's going to take progressively longer each time. You're going to get sore and exhausted.  Even if you could pull off this feat once, no way are you doing it daily.
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  • Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic
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    I want to be your baby daddy, Kristen.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    at that point wouldn't you basically just say your whole day is one big orgasm?
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  • PDXPhotoGrlPDXPhotoGrl member
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    We totally did it twice last night. But that's really neither here nor there.
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  • samfish2bcrabsamfish2bcrab member
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    Does anyone else get the "stupids" from orgasm?   Wouldn't that explain a LOT?
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  • _Fenton_Fenton
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    Maybe she has the weird  head tingles, a.k.a. brain orgasms, that me and Bethie have.
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