Today's Dr. Phil deals with a couple that have been together 6 years and he is afraid of commitment because of his ex wives...7times over. She's pressuring him to get married and he says he doesnt want to. So Dr. Phil corners him and calls a priest out of the audience to marry them on stage. This is going to be a good episode...oh Lord...
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs