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Question IHO of Fitty's 12 year old niece

CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
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Last night, Fitty's niece asked her what an orgasm was.  How would you explain an orgasm to a 12 year old?
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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  • tastyburgertastyburger
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    ha! oh boy. I would just say it's the physical release after lovemaking.  if she wants more info, I'd point her in the direction of some age-appropriate books in the library.
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain
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    Oh, I agree with Groomz that I would send notmychild to her mother/father. I don't like calling it a seizure b/c that's not a good thing.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
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    What they actually told her was "it's when sex is over", but that's just not as funny to me.
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  • samfish2bcrabsamfish2bcrab member
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    Oh dear god, my initail reaction was "you don't need to know about that, yet" which is totally my mother's reaction so i'll do the opposite. It's a really good feeling that is the result of sexual touching.   It will only happen, though, when you are comfortable, like by yourself or with your someday husband. No harm in getting a little hypocritical morality in there, right?
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  • GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney
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    Sam, I like the way you think.  I would almost want to add to that. It's a really good feeling you have after sex, but only if you're above 21 years old.  If you try to have an orgasm before that, it will probably feel good, but you'll wear out your parts, and then they won't work so good. 
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  • samfish2bcrabsamfish2bcrab member
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    No grroms, there was a lot of much-needed "quiet time" in my house before I turned 21.   I talked a lot and I'm guessing my kid will, too.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
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    I'm still giggling about "you should never fake a seizure".
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