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Holy crizzap, you guys

So tonight, Buddy and I were out having sushi, and after informing him that I am not the only one who harasses her fiance through the bathroom door while he poops, he says this to me."Oh, I have something you can tell your Knot friends."First of all, cutest thing he's ever said.Second of all, here's the story.He just moved into a new job in his shop this week, but he got this story from another SSgt about one of his former troops who just made SSgt herself.Apparently, she got married over the weekend. No big, right? Sudden, no one was expecting it, but he was her "roommate" for a long time, and military to military marriages are really common, for the benefits and increased pay and such. She's 24 or 25, with a kid from a previous marriage, so a JOP thing really isn't surprising, you know?And he tells me, "and she's not taking his name." Now, to Buddy, me taking his name is nonnegotiable. It matters a great deal to him and matters very little to me, so whatever. I was surprised, though, that he thought that that was a matter worthy of a Knot story."Ok," I says."She's not taking his name," he continues, "because she's holding it hostage.""Holding it hostage?""Yes. She's holding it hostage until she gets her REAL wedding.""Excuuuuuuuse me?," says I, almost putting a cheater-child's-chopstick up my nose."Yep. She knows he wants her to take his name, and she refuses to do it until she gets her big real wedding.""Are you almost done eating?," I inquire politely."We don't even have our sushi yet. Why?""I NEED TO GO POST THIS ON THE KNOT."
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Re: Holy crizzap, you guys

  • Sorry this got long. I like to give good story.
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  • Yikes. Something tells me they won't make it to that second, "REAL" wedding.



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  • Well, that's pretty heartless! It'd be fine if she didn't want to take his name altogether, but not doing so for that reason is screwed up.
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  • Good thing she put her foot down! Those fake weddings can get annoying.
  • She's holding her name hostage?? Wow, that's some maturity level there. I give it a year, and that's being generous.
  • He chose a real winner in that one.
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  • I don't understand the story.  I'm not suppose to take him by the balls until I get my way?  I think this theory is worse than the Tom Hanks. 
  • I'm just so excited that he talks about things he thinks you should mention on the Knot!!!  I am bouncing up and down over it.  I LOVE that they think about the knot too!
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  • I know Im against majority here but I think its hilerious!!! She probably jokes about it and her well now husband probably thinks its funny too. She probably has the same dream wedding in her head that all of us do and for one reason or another they had to do a JOP but that doesnt mean she shouldnt have a grand day like we will. Im just saying...I bet its probably more a joke with her and her husband then a serious war. I love he's giving you "knot stories" my FI constantly says stuff like oo hobby lobby has bridal stuff 1/2 off the "knotties" will need to know. He also says Knotties with a small giggle because he thinks the name is hilerious.
  • Now, to Buddy, me taking his name is nonnegotiable. It matters a great deal to him and matters very little to me, so whatever.Ditto, glad I am not the only one...I feel like the majority of people I read about on here are not taking their husbands name...which is totally their choice, but I guess I didn't realize how many people don't take their husbands last name.
  • "Oh, I have something you can tell your Knot friends."My FI refuses to admit you all exist. sigh.Funny story - I just love how he knows inherently there is something very wrong with this situation.
  • My FI's first marriage has echos of this story, actually. Both military, did a JOP thing and almost immediately the marriage has issues. She tells him she doesn't feel married because she never had a "real" wedding. He tells her, ok, we can have a big ceremony when we get back to the states. She says no- they have to get divorced and then remarry so it's "real". He says no way. Eventually they compromise and get legally seperated, with the understanding that they will reunite and have a big pouffy white dress party and all will be well. She starts planning their "real wedding" he gets deployed to Iraq, she calls him over there two days after Christmas and says she finalized the papers and never wants to see him again. And then he met me. So there's a happy ending to that ridiculous story.
  • TJ, I almost asked DH "How are you doing in there?" when he was in the bathroom last night, but I chickened out. Maybe tonight.
  • Manda...what a ridiculous biitch.  He's lucky he found you, someone sane!
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  • TJ, you do make a story great!  
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