Rain. Dammit.

JennySmitten · September 2009

So there is a 60% chance of rain on the day of my OUTDOOR wedding. I picked Sept. because of it's low rain. WTF is up with the weather this year?

Nebb · September 2009

Its the end of days.

tmm140 · September 2009

Do you have a back-up?

salt78 · September 2009

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

JennySmitten · September 2009

Back up is to do it inside at the hall. I'm am just being grumpy about it right now. I really like the outdoor space, I know it is not the point of the day, but it is gonna be a little hard to do much "decorating" inside. I'm worn out, I don't wanna deal with this now, haha.

J&K10910 · September 2009

I would KILL for some rain. My allergies have been ridiculously horrid for the past few weeks. But, I hope it's not on your wedding day.

tmm140 · September 2009

It's some good advice, you just can't take...I think

ricksang · September 2009

Your only option is to go outside tonight and perform a naked rain dance, then cut off a chicken's head for good measure. That should keep the rain away.

J&K10910 · September 2009

Won't a rain dance bring the rain? Not keep it away? Or is cutting a chicken's head off the way to reverse the rain dance? Or is that why it's naked?

lillianchameleon · September 2009

There was some wedding show on TV I watched once and the bride put brooms in trees to scare off the rain?

shellydiane820 · September 2009

The Gods are punishing you!

ricksang · September 2009

No J&K, you don't understand. Being naked lets the rain gods know that naked= asking for no rain. The chicken head is just something fancy to throw in the mix.

J&K10910 · September 2009

I can't keep my rain dances straight. Thanks for clearing it up

salt78 · September 2009

What you should do is have a basket at the front of your ceremony site filled with these:[img]http://www.thelaughingstock.co.uk/acatalog/umbrella.jpg[/img]

angie74 · September 2009

it happened to us... our wedding was still awesome

JennySmitten · September 2009

I about died when i read that some chick put brooms in the trees. Awesome to watch, just fuuckin crazy to do. I live in Kansas so it just might end up death hot with a dust storm that day. Or monsooning. Ya never know.

ricksang · September 2009

LMAO Salt! Or these

lillianchameleon · September 2009

Yeah, the wedding planner she hired was chasing the bride around going "What the hell are you doing? We have things to do and your putting brooms in trees!"

JennySmitten · September 2009

I could see my fi grandma doing something like that.

J&K10910 · September 2009

Is that a penis poncho? Because I want one!

tmm140 · September 2009

I'll take 2 penis ponchos in case it rains on my wedding day!!

shellydiane820 · September 2009

Hey that's my veil!

mrsLesGrossman · September 2009

Thank you Salt, for making it stuck in my head. Now I have to go fix it with a healthy dose of this- [url]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1m5ox_alanis-morisette-my-humps_music[/url]

ricksang · September 2009

J&K, it's a body condom!

J&K10910 · September 2009

Useful to protect yourself from diseases (now with special swine flu killing lube!), rain, bugs, spitballs, and alien attack. I'll take one in every color, please.

ricksang · September 2009

Vagasyphilgonnrrheherpes.

salt78 · September 2009

YES I love her rendition of My Humps!That guy doesn't look like he's too thrilled to be trapped in that giant condom.

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