Swiper McSwiperson

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

Dear Home Depot Shopper,Yes, you. The one who was shopping in the lumber section this afternoon. You who found Mr. B's cell phone and neglected to turn it into customer service. I hope you are happy with your dishonest self. It was kind of pointless, was it not, since we disabled the phone immediately? I guess you can enjoy carrying around a non-working phone in your pocket. Or perhaps you just want to look cool with an empty leather case clipped on your belt loop since it probably won't fit the old craptastic phone that you instantly upgraded by swiping Mr. B's NV2. Either way, I hope it was worth it.Mrs. BPS: you suck

FutureMrsDudley55 · September 2009

d!ck*

ricksang · September 2009

People are douches.

ggmae · September 2009

What an idiot.

RachNRich · September 2009

oooooh bummer. I'd be p!ssed.

colleenspencer · September 2009

What a jerkoff.

sucrets4 · September 2009

"Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping."I watched way too much Dora with my niece and nephews. Sorry.

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

I also started thinking Dora when I typed it but I went ahead with it anyway. :-) Now the HD shopper looks like a weasel in my mind.

ricksang · September 2009

One of my cats is named swiper.

colleenspencer · September 2009

I thought of that too sucrets but resisted saying it.

megk8oz · September 2009

@$$ hat.

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

Why? Does he swipe cell phones? ;-)

[Deleted User] · September 2009

"Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping."Oh man!Now that the magic words have been said, your cell phone is probably lying in a ditch right now waiting for you to pick it up. The trick is to find out which ditch.

mwhitson14 · September 2009

MrsB.A word with you!Please tell me how to deal with the most stubborn child on the face of this planet with slight autistic tendencies and bordering on OCD. Pleezkthanx.

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

Xanax.(for you, not him)

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

Is he being uncooperative or not starting work independently? Is he already on a behavior plan?

Mrs.B6302007 · September 2009

You gonna be around tomorrow? I'm shutting down pretty quickly and can think more clearly after a good night's sleep.

mwhitson14 · September 2009

He is not cooperating at all. No behavior plan because this is my evaluation of him. Parents refuse to think there is a problem. He jsut transferred in and according to him, "had a wonderful year last year!" Um, no. Not according to his record.Smart as a whip just refuses to work unless it's on his time.

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