FB Statuses

LaFemme86 · September 2009

(her boyfriend) IS A FUCKING CHEATERRR CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER THERE YOU GO NOW THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKING KNOWS. HOPE YOU TWO ARE HAPPY TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's posted this 5 times in the last hour, I guess to keep it up at the top. They've been together for over 2 years. Wow, just wow.

B2BMM · September 2009

That's crazy.

ac_in_dc · September 2009

Is normally psycho, or a regular person/good friend? Because if it's the latter, it may be time to stage an intervention.

FutureMrsDudley55 · September 2009

That's klassy.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Oh, the high road.

NuggetBrain · September 2009

Damn. He'd better watch his sh*t, she sounds like the type to slash his tires or set something on fire.

georgia_bride09 · September 2009

There should be a "Really?" button you have to hit before you post your status. If you fail the "Really? Do you want that out there? Are you sure? It will make you look bad/crazy/lame!" test, it doesn't post.

MeaghanandMichael · September 2009

that sucks but is FB really the means for this anger? I guess so.a girl on my local just posted that one of her fb friends had the status, "oooh look, some one ate some blueberries!" paired with a picture of her child's poop. VOM.

saschaduran · September 2009

It's so funny how in their head, they are making the guy look bad, but in reality they are making themselves look like complete idiots. Like....whew....glad he got away from HER.

LaFemme86 · September 2009

She's an old co-worker of DH. We were friends of her and her BF, as in drinks here and there, and DH and her talked a lot at work etc. They were invited to the wedding, but couldn't come. More of a work friend rather, but not good enough friends to stage an intervention though.

sarah0725 · September 2009

That's sad. Having had experience with cheaters, I can understand the desire to do that, although I never would have gone through with it. Cheaters suck.

georgia_bride09 · September 2009

If I ever saw a picture of poop on FB, I'd report that shiit immediately. See what I did there?

casso004 · September 2009

This is why they need a "dislike" button, so someone can say "wow, this just makes you look like a duranged beyotch".... without actually having to type it out.

MeaghanandMichael · September 2009

da dum cha georgia!

swans alive · September 2009

Last year, I had a friend on Facebook go on what I now call Shiit Watch 2008: apparently she was constipated, so every few hours for the next two days, she updated her status with her latest attempt to poo. Stuff like "Jane Doe sat and read two chapters of the Da Vinci Code, STILL no success!" It was horrifying and way TMI, but I was so fascinated by it as well. When she finally "succeeded," the status was something like "Jane Doe DID IT! All of those beans finally worked! Thanks for your help, guys!" Some people really, really don't get it.

megk8oz · September 2009

Now see why do people do this sort of thing?Its way more sane to just break into your ex's email, and "confess" to his troublesome stumpette that you have the clap.

beatlesgirl25 · September 2009

Meaghan, that thing about the blueberries is foul and disgusting. Please tell me you posted it on STFU-parents.

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