conversation between my hubby and his mother. He had her on speakerphone:Hubby: Hey Mom, so she has dilated 1 cmMIL: What??Hubby: Rebecca has dilated 1 cmMIL: How do you know that?Hubby: Because I took a tape measure and put it inside of her and measured it.....(insert me dying with laughter here).........How do you think I know Mom? She went to the doctor.OMG! I love my husband, that was classic!