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I'm a whore!!

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stolen from snarky brides, it's a "real" sex partner calculator. [url]http://calculators.lloydspharmacy.com/sexdegrees/[/url]Here's mine:You have had 92,280 indirect and direct sexual partners. Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 995,340 indirect sexual partnersI'm less of a whore than most people my age, though. (this thing is wrong, but fun anyways.)
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
    Seventh Anniversary 5000 Comments 25 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    You have had 1,754,768 indirect and direct sexual partners.but people in my age group top 2 million, so I'm only kindof a whore.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    190,954
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  • Wonderw1feWonderw1fe
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    edited December 2011
    WTF@ the age thing for each one. Hell, I barely remember how old *I* was for some of them. I don't need the interwebs to tell me I was a whore kthx.
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  • Future Mrs ButterworthFuture Mrs Butterworth member
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    edited December 2011
    You're not a whore, I'm a whore. I'm highly amused by this. Let me check FI's... yep, just like I figured, he's practically virginal.
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    You have had 1,018,909 indirect and direct sexual partners.Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 2,753,754 indirect sexual partnersI can't imagine this is even close to correct.  I would think my number should be higher.  I remember the number, but after almost 10 years of sleeping with #11, some of the others have faded into time and distance.  Not only did they want you to remember age of each one, but sex?  Yes, for someone who's bisexual, that got a bit hairy, no pun intended.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    Um - you're supposed to know the ages of all your sexual partners? I thought it was hard enough to remember names!
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  • Wonderw1feWonderw1fe
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    edited December 2011
    I've had 1,864,792 indirect & direct sexual partners, but that's apparently less than half of people my age. Hayzus maria, don't people have other hobbies?
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  • Future Mrs ButterworthFuture Mrs Butterworth member
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    edited December 2011
    I'm way beyond you, approaching 3M. ...Yea.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    After randomly guessing everyone's ages:  You have had 1,277,359 indirect and direct sexual partners.Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 2,613,320 indirect sexual partners
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    No, the whore is the one who couldn't even answer the questions.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    Technically, the whore is the one who got PAID for all of this. I debated whether or not to include random hand and/or blowjobs. I decided not to, mostly because I know I'm not remembering them all.
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    Huh, some of it is apparently based on the age of your partners as well.  I went though and changed all of mine to men and they were nearly all in their mid to late 20s and my number went WAY down, nearly 50%.  Interesting.
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  • Wonderw1feWonderw1fe
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    edited December 2011
    This is some BS. I changed mine to 1 guy at 32 years old and it was still 1 million something.
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    I just did it for a friend I have who was a virgin until she was married at 22 and married a guy 10 years older than her.  Her's is almost as much as mine.  That's kinda interesting.
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  • LnR70707LnR70707 member
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    edited December 2011
    You have had 1,508,499 indirect and direct sexual partners. Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 2,289,221 indirect sexual partners I had to guess at most of the ages since most were in college.
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  • HisEarth.HisEarth.
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Lawd, it's a wonder I'm still here! You have had 11,921,601 indirect and direct sexual partners.Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 3,302,921 indirect sexual partners
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  • Future Mrs ButterworthFuture Mrs Butterworth member
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    edited December 2011
    *points and laughs at HE*Well, at least it's not just me that's way above and beyond "where I should be"
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