Your city will be visited by a Noodle next week for the purposes of his work. Please inform me posthaste if you see any women of loose morals around said Noodle, within a radius of 5 feet. Also, you have my permission to kick him in the junk if he oogles said women for longer than 5 seconds.Ktnx,- Nuggs

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
