This morning

noisy_penguin · September 2009

I discovered that Will has hidden my keys. I also discovered that the "turn off the car alarm" button on my spare key does not work. And that for some reason, my car alarm is turning on every time I insert my key into the ignition.

Mrs.Expchic · September 2009

twy sentwa?

BobLoblaw · September 2009

Twy Sentwa?Is it the Beetle? My Beetle's alarm used to go off ALL the foffing time.

noisy_penguin · September 2009

Yeah, it's the Beetle. I've never had this problem before, and I have no idea how to turn the alarm off without pushing the "unlock" button repeatedly on the key.

Mrs.Expchic · September 2009

Did you try throwing it on the ground, stomping on it, and screaming shut the fluck up at it repeatedly?

CaliopeSpidrman · September 2009

Will needed the keys for his secret laboratory experiments.

noisy_penguin · September 2009

Screaming at the car didn't help, as I found the second and third times I tried starting it only to be assaulted with BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. The alarm drowned out all my swearing.Will is probably planning on stealing my car.

wingedbride · September 2009

Well, it always goes straight from couch climbing to grand theft auto.

noisy_penguin · September 2009

I think that's actually how the video game works.

tastyburger · September 2009

oof, that really sucks. I think I'll lock my keys in our firesafe box every time I come home when I have a little stinker of my own. damn kid will probably be able to break the code, get the keys, and then I'd be really screwed.

CaliopeSpidrman · September 2009

I wonder if it's too late for you to get in on the lawsuit against Grand Theft Auto? It's corrupted your child.

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