Or friends? What is the craziest thing a BIL/SIL or a friend's signifigant other has done?We are pretty sure Noodle's sister's ex-husband tried to kill her on their honeymoon. He took out an insurance policy right before they left on her, and when they went scuba diving he suddenly swam over and bearhugged her, and messed something on her tank that cut her air supply down or something, and then swam away. Luckily they weren't down far and she was able to get to the surface. When she resurfaced she was all "WTF????" and he tried saying he was just giving her a hug, and then when the instructor was all "Uh, this couldn't have happened with just a hug" he changed it to he thought she was in trouble and was trying to "help" even though she was completely fine before he came over. He also spent the night before their wedding at his bachelor party (which Noodle refused to go to). Apparently there was cocaine and strippers involved. All the groomsmen and the groom stumbled in looking like sh*t a few hours before the wedding was supposed to start.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
