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AmoroAgain · October 2009

So, most of you have heard about the diabolical evilness of my sister, who took herself out of my wedding, then put herself back in (it's not worth the fight with family about this, so I just let it go). NOW, she's complaining about having to be at the venue by 2pm so that we can get all the photos done pre-ceremony. She's the only one who lives in the city the wedding is taking place in. Apparently, it's going to be "too difficult" for her to get her hair and makeup done in time. Um, I have to drive 1.5 hours to get there and I'm managing. WTF is your excuse again? Biitch.

julezlee · October 2009

She's a treat. Do you even want her in the photos?

AmoroAgain · October 2009

Not really. I'd rather giver her a blackeye at this point.

brookelynpaisley · October 2009

Sounds like fun. Tell her all three of my BMs had to travel and be ready to walk down the aisle by 11:20 am. Your sister could watch a movie and eat lunch in the extra time she's got.

julezlee · October 2009

While giving her a black eye sounds like a good idea, then she'll just have an excuse to take even longer doing her makeup

Maybe after the reception a good kick in the butt is the way to go.

AmoroAgain · October 2009

It's not like I've asked a lot (or anything at all) from them. They put together a bridal shower, but it wasn't expensive since there were only 7 people there. The dress was black, I let them pick it out... wear whatever shoes you want... The only thing I want, is for them to be there at 2. Get the fuuck over it crazy girl.

brookelynpaisley · October 2009

She's only making herself look like an idiot for all this stuff. You're going to end up being sainted (or whatever the word is) for putting up with it. Hang in there, not long to go. And I second the black eye option

AmoroAgain · October 2009

Well, she doesn't think she's doing anything bad. I think I'll put a little (a lot) of laxative in her food at the reception. That'll even us up.

banana468 · October 2009

You can always say, "If you want to be in the photos then they start at 2. If you don't want to be in them then I'm blowing up ones without you as presents for our parents."

AmoroAgain · October 2009

Ha! Banana. You're awesome.

Mrs.B6302007 · October 2009

i think my panera answer about flu will work in this situation too. just hack and sneeze all over when she shows up. are styes contagious? ;-)

AmoroAgain · October 2009

Man, I wish I could do something to her, the little snot

opalsky007 · October 2009

Give her a black eye AND make sure she's in the photos. That way, you have a permanent record of her douchiness.

Mrs.B6302007 · October 2009

replace her BM dress with a really ugly one a-la Monster-in-Law style

banana468 · October 2009

Thanks Amoro.IMO the best thing really though is to make her realize that you won't wait for her. Photos start with or without her and if your favorite one happens to be one without her then perhaps she should have considered showing up on time.

BecW2be · October 2009

God I hope she trips on the aisle runner and falls flat on her bitchface walking back up the aisle after your wedding. I hate her for you!

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