As soon as he took a bite of the stupid cookie Lorne and I looked at each other and said, "We should have given him one of the ghosts." I have no idea how he got it all over him, thank goodness we still had the tarp out from pumpkin carving or our entire carpet would be dyed black.
Re: Noisy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.