How can I convince Noodle that the lyrics are, in fact, "Doin' the butt" and not "Do it in the butt." I've played him the song. I've showed im the lyrics online. He is still completely convinced that the chorus is "do it in the butt." Even though I pointed out that I doubt radio stations would play a song about overt buttsex.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
