Dear Noobs

Night_Sprite · November 2009

We aren't being mean to you. No one is being remotely snarky so quit deciding you don't like our advice so we're mean. We can bring the snark. We just haven't yet today. Be warned.

LarissaAnn · November 2009

She is not kidding.

Sooles · November 2009

dear you: hi.

J&K10910 · November 2009

Whatever Night. I feel sorry for the unborn baby that you haven't even conceived yet. That's right. I feel sorry for your THOUGHT baby!

Night_Sprite · November 2009

Hi Sooles, How are you today miss married lady?I have to leave for about a 1/2 hour, but I'll be back.

[Deleted User] · November 2009

I want a thought baby. I'm going to name him Frarg.

AlexiaANDRobert · November 2009

Night - I love your siggy pic (seriously, love it!), but it's throwing me off. I feel like you're a Noob. I know you're not, but damn you siggy pic changers.

RachNRich · November 2009

[i] I feel sorry for your THOUGHT baby![/i] hehe.

salt78 · November 2009

You're a towel!

Bubbalub · November 2009

I LOVE your new siggy pic, Night! I've never "seen" you before and you are beautiful. :)BTW, what is this in reference to? I just got a 2-minute break from being slammed at work so I haven't read many threads.

salt78 · November 2009

Sprite and I are red sweater twinsies.

laurenclaire1386 · November 2009

Bubbalub, in two separate threads today, new posters commented on regs having "attitude" and things of that nature when there really wasn't attitude or snark present.

BecW2be · November 2009

I added a touch of snark at the end of that last one, but it went over her head. Obviously we need a sarcasm font AND a snark font.

[Deleted User] · November 2009

Which threads? I've been out of the loop too.

SwedishChick2011 · November 2009

You're a towel! Does anyone watch It's Always Sunny? That reminds me of dicktowel. I'm totally thinking about getting one for DH this Christmas.Sorry, that was totally random.

laurenclaire1386 · November 2009

The "made a huge mistak" in all caps thread and...I can't remember the other one. I think it was one about step parents maybe.

TheSaltyPeanut · November 2009

[i]You're a towel![/i] Salt I really did just kinda snort/hrumph... it was most attractive noise I've made all day

Sooles · November 2009

well im enjoying being married if thats what youre getting at, but im having a bum day. yesterday was a long, crappy day and i came home to clean Fishy-Back-Ribs' bowl, and left his current bowl beside the sink... came back a bit later to find that he had jumped out of it, flopped around in the sink (left dirty slime marks everywhere, he was old and sick) and then went down the drain. my fish committed suicide!i cried about it this because im a big wuss, but he was my only pet and i had him for 4 years...anyway. whine whine whine.

SwedishChick2011 · November 2009

Dear Noobs, show us your boobs. What, too far?

AlexiaANDRobert · November 2009

my fish committed suicide!Maybe he watched Finding Nemo too much and thought that would take him to the ocean. Maybe your fish wanted freedom???

Bubbalub · November 2009

Aw, Sooles, I'm sorry about your fish. :(Must check out aforementioned threads. The "huge mistake" one already caught my eye...

Night_Sprite · November 2009

Sorry about the sig, but you're stuck with it for a little while at least. =)Thanks for the compliments.Also, Lauren has the info right. It is the mistak thread and the step parents thread that prompted this.

Night_Sprite · November 2009

I'm sorry about your fishy, Sooles. Maybe it is time for a new fishy baby? You can build a new relationship with a newer non-suicidal fish.

[Deleted User] · November 2009

Coco - you can't go around asking people to show you their boobs unless you have something to give them in exchange like beads or cans of corn. People aren't going to just do it for free. Unless you are Jerry Springer.

SwedishChick2011 · November 2009

Oops, didn't mean to ignore you, Cew. I got distracted with work and all. You're right. I should have offered cans of corn...but not creamed corn.

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