Personal attendant = a$$ wiper

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · November 2009

Damn, and I had another response for her too.

Nik1202 · November 2009

the truth hurts

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · November 2009

If my dress isn't poofy and I can wipe my own a$$, I'm going to have an honorary personal attendent!My awesome idea for her was to list the friend as an "honorary BM" so she can still have an "honor." But then tell her she's not standing at the front, because she'll make the pictures uneven.

RachNRich · November 2009

I'm sad I missed this.

tidetravel · November 2009

No need for personal attendants! They make a product to help with that, only a $19.99 investment. Of course, personal attendants are free...http://support-mobility.drleonards.com/Support-Mobility/Canes-Helpers/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe/49779.cfm

RachNRich · November 2009

Thanks, Tide!! I'm filling out the order form now. I don't need this for my big poofy wedding dress...I need it for everyday life.

sucrets4 · November 2009

What did I miss??

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · November 2009

Sucrets - Mrs. B and Sco have posts up about this too. DD, everyone say it coming. Some girl couldn't ask her very good friend to be in the wedding, because she could only ask 4, and one had to be FI's semi-retarded sister. She thought she could "honor" her by making her into a free wedding coordinator. Some random girl chimed in that she had the same problem and the solution she came up with was "personal attendant," hence Bec's awesome comments about ass-wiping. I *think* Brie also told the girl, "I hope when she gets married, you get to be HER personal attendant and you have to change her tampon."