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Sooo (sorta TMI?)

Naïve little whit's bubble just got a bit more burst. FI and I just visited our first porn store and we picked up a couple things. It was, erm, eye opening? I had no idea some things even existed.
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Re: Sooo (sorta TMI?)

  • Haha.  Little Whit isn't a baby anymore.
  • hahaha! We've never been together, but FH suggested it yesterday out of the blue. I was very surprised. (not porn shop, but toy shop...) I've been without him once.
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  • fun!!! Toys are just fab! =)
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  • Welcome to the world of the dirty nasty, whit.
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  • If things went in real life they way they do in my mind, you and your FI would have danced around the store full of marital aids singing a duet of "A Whole New World."
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  • Strawberry and watermelon flavored lube and a vibrating tongue ring. Yeah. Guess which one I had no idea even existed. I honestly felt like a bad little kid that was waiting to get caught and scolded, lol.
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  • Does it say something about my relationship that I'm tired of going to such establishments?
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  • OMG.  I remember my first trip to a "real" porn store.  My ex-FI took me.  I was 21 at the time - thought I was all Ms. Badass.  It was kind of a scuzzy store; one with the booths in the back (so I'm told - didn't see that part.)  I went in an almost had a panic attack.  I remember starting at a giant rainbow colored wall of pen!ses and feeling like the store was closing in on me.  It got to the point where I couldn't actually focus on one toy or the other - they just blended in together.  I ran out of that store with my face BRIGHT red.  Then and there I decided that all toy shopping would be done online.
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  • I didn't know about vibrating tongue rings! I like the little vibrating rings that you can buy in drug stores now from Trojan or one of the condom companies.
  • Is your tongue pierced? Or is that something you put around your tongue? I think I'll head on over to adamandeve.com to do some browsing
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  • Why are you on here?!?! GO PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS!! :)
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  • I've never actually been to a toy store with H. I've been alone or with friends, but mainly only for gag gifts. I didn't realize it until recently but apparently I'm kind of a prude.  I also just realized that H and I haven't had sex in 3 weeks.  Dude. I'll blame it on Aunt Flo and the new house and the puppy. Serious question: Should we crate the puppy while doing the deed? I don't want him in the room, but if we just let him run he'll eat the whole house :P Sorry for the threadjack, I'm glad you're broadening your horizons! I need to learn from you.
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  • Erm, just a warning, and don't ask me how I know this, but test the lube on your skin before you use it.  Especially if you have sensitive skin.  Trust me.
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  • Apple, it goes around it, it looks like a ring with the little thing on it. Rach, we're on our way home, bout 20 minutes til we get there ;) Tlv, I'd crate him. Honestly, we're a bit prudish as well. We've been together about 5 years so we decided it was time to spice things up. We just tested porn a couple weeks ago, ha.
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  • hi whit. why such the pervy posts? j/k. you are too sweet. BUT and i hope I make you jealous with this. The CMA's were two - (2) - BLOCKS from my home. I could basically see the red carpet. so i was for all practicality reasons at the cma's, i would have invited you! do you have any nashville trips planned? we are thinking of spending thanksgiving in the smoky mountains. our first thanksgiving alone! (but we hope to bring the dogs.) i like the new sig pic.i see your almost home.go be nasty with yo bad self. (bring fi)
  • We went a while back and I always get the giggles--he didn't get why I had the giggles. This may sound weird, but it's easier to go through there with friends--they get the giggles.
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  • My first (and only) time in a toy store I turned bright red and did nervous giggles the entire time. My friend forced me to buy something so I grabbed the nearest cheapest thing I could find. I chose correctly ;)Honestly, I've never seen a porn with the intent of getting horny. I saw one in college and it terrified me and I've never tried again.
  • I always feel creeped out when I go in to the one near us.  Then again, the creepy guys behind the counter stare at me the whole time we're in there.
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  • Haha amory! I sooo hate you!! There might actually be a trip in a couple weekends, still not sure though :) I'm so broke, but ex-bff has invited me up there to smooth things over and for a girls weekend, so we'll see. I'm still not sure.
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  • Ha!  We had a Hustler Hollywood near my old house, so I was ALWAYS elected to buy random stuff for bachelorette parties for my college girl friends.  I've been in there a bunch of times.  FWIW, toysinbabeland.com is a pretty nice online shop. 
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  • i have never felt uncomfortable, maybe i should.
  • On our honeymoon in Barcelona we went to a peep show! We each had to go inour own booth and a screen came up to a girl in the middle stripping on a bed. I was afraid to touch the coin slot. We have been to strip clubs countless times, but the peep show seemed so different and naughty...even though it was just watching.
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  • Betrothed!! The guy behind the counter was SO creepy! FI paid so I'm standing next to him and the guy is trying to talk to me about buying a 3-in-1 toy. It just creeped me out.
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  • Ugh, yeah, it makes you so uncomfortable.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • let me know when you are in town. puh leeze!
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