Dear Boss of Mine,
I dont want to be here anymore! I have 2 hrs left and have busted my butt all morning to make sure you saw that I am committed to this job despite having the next 2 weeks off...but Im done. Im tired and I have a ton on my mind. I just want to go home and start packing/cleaning then zumba with Monica of course! So how about we call it a day, let me go home, and call it a wedding gift 
Sincerely
Spaced-Out @ Work
People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica