Nephew's first Halloween costume (when he was 6mos old) was a ladybug. he picked it our himself (he was really into red as an infant). SIL bought it and brought it home. SIL's H THREW A FIT because
apparently all ladybugs are female, and this would make his son gay.
i can't imagine the reaction if SIL painted nephew's toenails - her H would probably fall over dead.
*ETA: I am fully aware that there are male ladybugs, and they don't reproduce in a massive lesbian orgy.