I am not pregnant.
I think my last period was less than 4 weeks ago, but I've had weird crampy pains (I think ovarian cyst), bloating, fatigue, supersmelling nose, etc. I've been off the BCP for a couple of months (I forgot eveyr fifth pill anyway, so I figured why bother), but we have been VERY diligent about barrier methods.
Anyway, DH made me POAS.
It was negative.
He said "awwww" in a really disappointed voice.
I'm all "WHAT?! I thought we were done! You called about getting snipped! What the what?!"
I'm also ridicoulously jealous of pregnant people and lately was thinking "why does irresponsible SIL get to have 3 kids and I don't?!" Which is dumb on many levels, because - believe me - I do NOT want her life.
So, yeah. Maybe we're not done. Then the kids were extra high-maintenance this week and I thought "oh yes we are." DH admits that he wants a ton of kids, just not a ton of babies. So, maybe adoption, but that is, of course, expensive and comes with its own set of issues. But interesting talkings in the DG house.
