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how is this a real toy?

hmonkeyhmonkey member
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i used to play with the leaf rake in the yard, pretending i was riding a horse.  there are just so many things wrong with this -- the earrings, the purse, the heels (with ankle straps), the necklace  ...


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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    What?  What ever happened to the old school ponies?  Sick.
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  • AuntFloAuntFlo member
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    edited December 2011
    My little pony got sexified.   :(
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    O, MLPonies are all weird now. Bacon and I were buying a birthday present for a girl in her class, and we wandered through the "girl" aisles, and man oh man. There was nothing there I'd spend money on. 

    Though I pointed out how ridiculous it was that the vacuum cleaners and ironing boards were in the "girl" aisles, and she was all, "But boys vacuum. Boys have to iron their clothes. Don't they want to play with those toys?" 

    Something right: I haz done it. 
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    edited December 2011
    Must we hooker up every toy.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    nola, yes.

    btw, i don't think dora and strawberry are that bad.  they wear knee length dresses and leggings underneath them; that is how osil dresses the nieces, who are 4 and 2.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011

    Hello Kitty isn't a hooker...yet.

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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    But she does have her own vibrator, Zsa. Though...come to think of it, that's still preferable: after all, she hasn't given in to "the male gaze" or painted herself as a sex object. She's just in it for herself. :) 
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  • AuntFloAuntFlo member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_this-real-toy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:a7f91963-8310-49db-b75d-aa3cb06a10e7Post:cf500084-10da-47bd-afe6-8eacae06d9ae">Re: how is this a real toy?</a>:
    [QUOTE]But she does have her own vibrator, Zsa. Though...come to think of it, that's still preferable: after all, she hasn't given in to "the male gaze" or painted herself as a sex object. She's just in it for herself. :) 
    Posted by baconsmom[/QUOTE]

    I'm clutching my pearls hard here.   Although, they have seemed to put HK on just about everything so I shouldn't be surprised.
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    edited December 2011
    I'm at a lost for this one too.

    You think it's Mad Dog 20 20 in that bottle?

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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_this-real-toy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:a7f91963-8310-49db-b75d-aa3cb06a10e7Post:cf500084-10da-47bd-afe6-8eacae06d9ae">Re: how is this a real toy?</a>:
    [QUOTE]But she does have her own vibrator, Zsa. Though...come to think of it, that's still preferable: after all, she hasn't given in to "the male gaze" or painted herself as a sex object. She's just in it for herself. :) 
    Posted by baconsmom[/QUOTE]

    Exactly.  HK doesn't need to trash herself up to lure in the men.  She takes care of business on her own.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    i should ask my cousin.  she owns all things hello kitty, including a hello kitty vacuum and hello kitty dustbuster.  seeing her on the golf course is just ... insanity.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    A dustbuster?  I have the toaster and waffle maker.  I try to avoid buying the stuff I won't actually use, but a dustbuster would be nice.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    she has hello kitty toilet paper.  i am not kidding.

    and she puts hello kitty giblets in her hello kitty crocs.

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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    I was talking more this type of pony (minus the squirrel):



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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    oh, breyer horses!  i knew a girl who was a serious collector, and she had dozens.  i HATED that i was not allowed to play with them because she had the coolest horse successories -- different types of sadles, bridles, blankets, dressage.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_this-real-toy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:a7f91963-8310-49db-b75d-aa3cb06a10e7Post:d78ef2e7-e676-4af8-a134-ae5cb2ca6904">Re: how is this a real toy?</a>:
    [QUOTE]she has hello kitty toilet paper.  i am not kidding. and she puts hello kitty giblets in her hello kitty crocs.
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

    toilet paper??? blaspheme!!!!
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