OP: You guys,I just thought of a great last minute halloween costume. Tape a bunch of purple balloons to yourself and go as "Legitimate Grape." Please, someone please do this.
Responder #1: then spend the night explaining how legitimate grapes rarely bear fruit.
Responder #2" I love it... many people could dress the same and they can have 'legitimate gang grape'.
Responder #3: That idea is a gift from god.
Varuna: You need to carry a fork to pop the balloons, thus shutting that whole thing down.
OP: Whoah whoah whoah. I'm not a god. I'm just god-like. But you're still welcome.
Responder #3: It doesn't matter how the idea came about...it's still a gift from god.
Varuna: And thus deserves protecting, no matter who how the conception of this idea came about.
I think its continuing on, but the mad cackling at my office probably isn't helping me get work finished.