There I was, checking out today's deal and I find this handy dandy information about when to wear shoes vs sandals. Thanks Groupon, I couldn't have made the decision without you! Life is now complete. Or at least more humorous.
At Your Wedding
Shoes or Sandals? To symbolize the joining together of two different souls, wear one shoe and one sandal.
Important Exception: Why not show your enthusiasm for your nuptials by rushing to the altar in a new pair of formal rollerblades?
At Home with a Crying Spouse
Shoes or Sandals? That's not important right now.
Important Exception: Apologize for wearing rollerblades to your wedding. You were just trying to drum up some business for the rollerblade store. If you get asked to stay in a motel tonight, it's probably faster to rollerblade there than to walk.
MUST HAVES: Clothes, Groom
WISHES: Wedding planner(check!), Honeymoon, Blue Petyl Bouquet