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Drunkkk

Yep, that's me.  Wastey face off of white wine since 2:30pm.  Gotta love how a Contracts exam will do that to you.

The exam went ok.  It was tough but fair.  Now I've gotta study for Torts coming up on Saturday.  Thanks for all of the prayers and vibes.

So, in the spirit of drunkenness...

1)  Favorite drink?
2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
4)  Last time you were schwastey?
5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?

Re: Drunkkk

  • edited December 2011
    I'll start:

    1)  Favorite drink?  Tequila shots

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you? 

    Summer after freshman year, I was working at a store.  I had a hot co-worker who I decided I wanted to have sex with.  He threw a house party.  I went with my best friend (as my wing man).  We didn't know anyone at the party, so we got shitfaced to become less uncomfortable.  We were so drunk, we were just aiming for RED while playing beerpong.  She ended up making out with two different people that night...once so violently that when I tried to steal her SHOE to get her attention, she did not notice.  I ended up hooking up with my coworker that night...she hooked up with his best friend.  We both spent the night because I was too drunk to drive home.  The next morning, she watched me do the walk of shame in my underwear to the bathroom...and just shook her head.  We then went to Friendlys, completely hung over, and tried to piece together the night while the waitress, who was also hung over, brought us free food because she felt sorry for us.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else? 

    After FI and I had been together a few months, he went to his friend's 21st birthday party.  He was supposed to call me that night to say goodnight and never did, so I assumed he lost track of time.  I got a phone call, waking me up at 2am from his best friend saying "Don't panic but we can't find FI."  I'm like "What do you mean you can't find him?"  He says, "We left the bar.  He was really drunk.  We got in a cab.  Our friend threw up on the cab driver.  The cab driver yelled at us and FI got scared, so he ran away and now we can't find him...call his phone until he answers, I'm gunna run around and look for him."

    I called 30 or 40 times, when finally a woman answers FI's phone.  This is our conversation:

    Lady:  Hello?
    Me:  Uhhh....is FI there?
    Lady:  Is "FI" the kid who's throwing up on my porch right now?
    Me:..........probably.
    Lady:  Can you please get him off of my porch now?
    Me:  I'm working on that ma'am.  Where do you live?
    Lady gives address...
    Me:  Can I talk to him?
    Lady:  Uhhh... I don't think he can talk right now
    Vomiting sounds in the background....

    4)  Last time you were schwastey? 

    Today

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with? 

    GPB, Dreamer, or SeaTea

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?

    GPB probs


  • edited December 2011
    Law school has caused you to turn to the bottle already, huh? ;)
    I feel your pain. Stay strong! 2L sucks way less.
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  • edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    Amaretto sour. I've also recently discovered the joy of vanilla vodka w/ Coca-Cola.

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    I've told this story on here before, but when we were out for dinner for BF's sister's DH's birthday, I got wasted and assumed the black lady at the next table w/ dreadlocks was Whoopi Goldberg. I proceeded to go up to her and proclaim my love for in the movie Ghost. She was not amused.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    Has to be my best friend attempting to pick up the security guard at Walgreen's when he was kicking her out for being drunk in the store. She then proceeded to make lewd gestures at her crotch before we got her back to our other friend's house, where she puked all over her room.
     
    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    Probably a month ago or so. I don't get drunk that often.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    My girl Shoes! Or Dreamer. Or BSide, since we're cinematic soulmates.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    Gotta go with Shoes. "I'm interested in the peen!"
  • edited December 2011
    They should put a breathalyzer on facebook, twitter, and apparently the knot. lol, jk shoes, this is a great idea for a thread.

    1)  Favorite drink?
    I call it my Kryptonite, Midori (Melon liqueur) and sprite
    @GreenPepper That is great too, but vanilla vodka and sunkist makes creamsicles!

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    I drank an entire bottle of pre-mixed sex on the beach shots one night and from what I've been told I did the following: Demanded I ride in the back of the truck to McDonalds, army crawled to the bathroom periodically stopping to eat my fries on the way (then putting them back in my bag and crawling again), crawled towards the door and passed out half in and half out of the apartment. My friends tried to help me up but i kept saying "I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN" and refusing their help. I stabilize myself, put my coat on, and when Im offered help down the stairs I shouted "I'm easy" and fell forward. (I know what I meant, I meant Im easy to take care of, but apparently I only got out the first part.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    My dearest best gay friend who will be a BM in my future wedding has the same shoe size as me. Halloween 2009 he went as Beth, dog the bounty hunters wife. His costume was a trashy blonde walmart wig, black tank, jean skirt, can of Lysol (instead of bear mace) and my black 4in heels. We decided to party hop so we were pretty blitzed by the time we made it to the second party. "Beth" gets out of the car with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and no ability to walk in the heels. He hits the rocky pathway and almost falls. He precedes to grip the fence for stability and fails terribly. (Keep in mind the entire time he is doing what he likes to call the "Queen Shriek" ) When we finally got him to the party his cigarette looked like a blown up one in a cartoon, his weave was shifted to the side and he had smeared his makeup. I will never forget that picture for as long as I live.

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    At the flying saucer with my BF and his brother sometime in September of this year... I think Im overdue.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    I would love to sit down and have Adult Leisure Beverages with all of you, but  I would  have to wait till I knew you better. lol

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    I think loves or SeaTea would probably be amazing wingwomen.
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  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    Regular margarita on the rocks with salt. It also has to be a premium one, I can't stand the margarita mix...yes, I'm a margarita snob.
    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    The only time I've been "super drunk" wasn't one to remember. Monday night I had two $4 margarita at the Applebee's and tried to get FI to run over the for sale sign in front of the house that was stolen from me. We made out in the driveway instead.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    The first time FI drank, he went to 7-11 with some friends and gave his friend $10 and told him to spend $5 on food. The total came up to $5.18 and FI yells at the friend "I told you to only spend $5 and you CLEARLY spent 8!
    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    Easter 2009- Passed out on friends couch holding hands with a male friend and watching Old School. Then I puked...all over... again, not my best moment.
    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    I don't think I'd drunk make out with anyone.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    I think Cate or Shoes would be wing women.
  • mana8503mana8503 member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    Right now it's any wine from a local MD winery, Legends

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    We had a friend in college, not the brightest guy, but the guy everyone loved and loved to pick on.  We were partying at his house, where 90% of our friends lived.  The night before they baby powdered him and got him to think he did it to himself.  So that night, he locked himself in his room to pass out.  Well I realized his room was on the second floor but the window was right over the porch roof.  So I got a 6'5 tall guy to put me on the roof (maybe this is the dumbest drunk moment...) and I crawled in his window.  Only I didn't realize until I was lay ON TOP OF HIM, his bed was under said window.  He didn't even wake up, so I army crawled to the door, unlocked it and openned it to the crowd of people waiting to see if I could do it!  We got him again, locked the door back and made him believe he really was doing it to himself.
    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    I have to think about that one...

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    College roommate's house in Oct, when she asked us to be her bridesmaids!

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    Uhhh NO IDEA
    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    Lyz, I believe she'd go to the redneck bars with me
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    Beer.  Seriously.  I'm classy like that.

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    In university I lived in a residence house.  We had this thing called house days.  Basically you go get shitfaced somewhere for cheap, play silly games, etc.  Welllllll the beer was $1.  I lost count at 13 beers.  Needless to say I was a good time that night.  I remember puking on the sidewalk, dancing in the hall, passing out in my bed only to be woken up by my friend Moose screaming at my door "Paige don't be such a fvcking pvssy! Get the fvck outta bed!" Then he stormed in and passed out on my room mates bed.  Annnnd then we went to the university bar and ate poutine at 4 a.m.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    One of my BFF's can't hold her booze.  We were at a party and she got so drunk off tequila that she started telling everyone they were pricks.  Then we walked her home...but the only way she'd go is if she could sing the whole way.  So we caroled home.  In June. 

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    Halloween.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    I love you ladies but I'm not making out with you.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    Oceana, Narwhal, or Button would all be good wing (wo)man.  Rickylee would be too...expect her and I might get in fights with people cause we're rowdy.  lol

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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    Beer!  Microbrews, especially pilsner or stout.

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    The first time I got drunk, I was a summer camp counselor and it was a night with no kids at the camp so everyone was having a good time.  Someone had a bottle of Raspberry Vodka (the cheap kind), and we kept taking swigs out of the bottle.  We were laughing and having fun, and then I realized I had to go to the bathroom.  And you had to walk about a 1/4 mile across uneven ground to get to the bathroom.  And I was pretty sure I would have tripped over my feet and ended up waking up the next day face down in the mud.  So instead, I decided to try to pee by holding on and leaning back over the balcony on our cabin's porch.  That clearly didn't work out so well, as I went swinging sideways and crashed my head against the side of the stairs as I fell.  I told everyone it was a sailing accident to explain the bump on my head.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    My brother was drunk at a hockey game and decided to get in a fight with the ice pile outside the rink.  Literally, he was punching it and cursing at it.  It was hilarious!

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    In Munich on our trip to Europe.  We went to a bunch of beer houses, and then walked back to our hotel, kicking each other playfully in the butt as we went.  Until I swung and missed, and ended up falling on my ass.  That was funny, but the bruise hurt for days!

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    I got over that freshman year in college.  Honestly, I roll my eyes whenever I'd see anyone doing that who was old enough to have more self respect.  It's just juvenile and the definition of AW.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    There's quite a few girls that would be very fun to grab a drink with - I do hate these questions because people always end up feeling left out.  Let's just say I don't turn down a request to grab a drink too often, so most of you would be great drinking buddies!  As far as a wing-woman goes, I never needed one.  I was always everyone else's wing-woman.

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  • sweetplevsweetplev member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    WAS rum and Diet Coke....but i quit coke so vodka cranberry or cosmo martini

     2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    one night a couple years ago i went for a 'ladies night' with two gf's. i must have looked GOOD that night bc guys kept buying me drinks, i was double fisting for majority of the night....they must have thought they would get lucky but joke was one them. well it was time to leave....i could not walk straight at all. we got int the car and started the drive home and i need to reach for my friends garbage bag in the car. so i am sloutched over my seat belt with the bag and my friend has the worst sense of direction! while being'sick' i am giving her directions. we get to my apartment and i collaps on the bench outside refusing to get up and biting my friend anytime she tries to pull me up lol they got me upstairs about an hour after we got on the bench....last time i was 'sick' from drinking!

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    my SO is pretty funny when he is drunk must say! he sings and says crazy things! the first time he said he loved me he was drunk, romantic huh? over a slur speech he was like 'you probably think i wont remember this cuz im drunk, but i will, or you think i don't mean it but i do...." he remembered in the morning and said it back.
    but the best was one night he came home sloshed around 3 am and started playing guitar and singing....thinking he was pretty good (doesn't have a good singing voice) 2 days later his neighbour was like 'oh, me and my mom heard you singing the other night" needless to say he turned red!

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    last night? was at a holiday party for a magazine....mmmm Martini bars!

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    not sure yet.....ask me in a couple months

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    haven't been on here long enough to know....
  • edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    My standby is Captain and Diet with Lime, but I like flavored martinis, mojitos, vodka Red Bull...

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    It was a friend's birthday, and we were throwing a HUGE 80s-themed blowout at their house. I come over and they have a HUGE bar spread going...like, must have dropped $2-300 on liquor alone. Well, party's in full swing, and I'm mixing myself a drink, and a friend walks over and asks if I would mind making him something. An hour later, I'm a full-on bartender - mixing drinks, flipping bottles, doing shots with people. At one point, they start timing me to see how long it takes me to make three different shots for the birthday girl on video (1 min 15 seconds). Keep in mind, for every drink I'm making, I'm polishing off whatever's left over after I pour. A friend of mine asks me to help her carry something into the house and I step out from behind the kitchen island...and fall flat on the floor. I'm on the floor, absolutely ROLLING. Apparently, I got smashed in 0.5 seconds and found it HILARIOUS.

    And that's how I earned my nickname of "Bartender".

    Then again, that time ricky and I got plastered and drunk dialed Button was pretty awesome too.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    Rickylee drunkenly threatened to beat down a girl that was hitting on my FI at a bar one night. In the middle of a public sidewalk. At the top of her lungs. It was EPIC.

    There was also the time that my FI got plastered in front of my parents. It was the weekend that I first introduced them (my parents and my brother flew down for a visit) and we met him at a bar downtown for drinks. He and his best friend were there already and were already toasted. About halfway through the evening, the following conversation takes place:

    FI: "OceanasMom, do you like my dog?"
    Mom: "Well, yeah, I like your dog, why?"
    FI: "Well, Oceana says you don't like dogs all that much, and I really want you to like my dog."
    Mom: "Well, yes, I like your dog? I like you, too."
    FI: "Good. Because I really looooooooove your daaaaughter."

    That story is still a family favorite. :)

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    I was a bit tipsy at the Browns-Dolphins game on Sunday. I figured that margaritas were the most effective way to kill the flu virus.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    Um, I have it on good authority that I actually have made out with rickylee while drunk. At her bachelorette party. Or she planted a huge smacker on me. One of the two.  We're klassy like that.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    Definitely ricky, Paige, desert, or Mutley. I think Mutley and I in a bar together would be pretty epic.

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  • heyimbrenheyimbren member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?
    I like vodka coolers. And whatever beer BF is drinking.

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    I choose to have these wiped from my memory.

    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?
    BF has really good ones. He writes me drunk love letters now and I love them.

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?
    October 30th. Halloween Party. Lesson learned: BF decided he needs to keep a better eye (and count) on how many I've had.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?
    Ummmm I don't want to drunk make out with anyone but BF.
    But I feel like Paige, Sea, and Elle would make excellent drinking buddies.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?
    Desert would be an awesome wing woman.
  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    1)  Favorite drink?

    Anything involving gin.

    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?
    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?

    The answer to both these questions is the same, as all parties involved were very drunk.  Basically, I had a great, close group of friends in college, and anytime we were drunk together, hilarity followed.  There was the time we broke a friend's coffee table, the time we got lost on Texas A&M's campus, the first time I kissed BF.... ah, memories.

    4)  Last time you were schwastey?

    Last time I was really drunk was back in the summer at a wedding.  Last time I was sufficiently buzzed was last week.

    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?

    The first person to pop into my head was SeaTea, because I think she's gorgeous.  In all honesty though, with enough drinks in me, I'll kiss anyone.

    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?

    Schiano, Desert, Bren, or Podge.
  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_drunkkk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:61c2c7dc-5d0f-4877-bf14-1208da68c82bPost:dc0135c1-1da2-4305-a7d3-8adc388ce64d">Re: Drunkkk</a>:
    [QUOTE]1)  Favorite drink? <strong>Anything involving gin.</strong> 2)  Favorite drunk story involving you? 3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else? The answer to both these questions is the same, as all parties involved were very drunk.  Basically, I had a great, close group of friends in college, and anytime we were drunk together, hilarity followed.  There was the time we broke a friend's coffee table, the time we got lost on Texas A&M's campus, the first time I kissed BF.... ah, memories. 4)  Last time you were schwastey? Last time I was really drunk was back in the summer at a wedding.  Last time I was sufficiently buzzed was last week. 5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with? The first person to pop into my head was SeaTea, because I think she's gorgeous.  In all honesty though, with enough drinks in me, I'll kiss anyone. 6)  <strong>Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single? Schiano, </strong>Desert, Bren, or Podge.
    Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]<div>Do you like martini's? I've taken to drinking them since this summer. I had two at dinner before I went out for halloween . . . it didn't end well. :) </div><div>
    </div><div>Also, I'm a damn good wing woman. .. thanks for noticing!

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  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_drunkkk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:61c2c7dc-5d0f-4877-bf14-1208da68c82bPost:9bd9ebec-d7bc-4d61-8fb5-d98636414ead">Re: Drunkkk</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Drunkkk : Do you like martini's? I've taken to drinking them since this summer. I had two at dinner before I went out for halloween . . . it didn't end well. :)  Also, I'm a damn good wing woman. .. thanks for noticing!
    Posted by cschiano[/QUOTE]

    I do like martinis.  They're good drinks for me too.  They force me to slow down.
  • desertsundesertsun member
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    1)  Favorite drink?I'm a beer girl. Warsteiner or Leinenkugel if I can get it. Killians. Blue Moon. Pretty much anything that's an amber/red or wheat, I am likely to enjoy.
    2)  Favorite drunk story involving you?I am full of class and dignity even when tipsy.
    3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else?Ha. One time my H was waaaasted and throwing up on his hands and knees in a parking lot. I made him turn around so at least he was headed downhill. Throwing up uphill? BAD IDEA.
    4)  Last time you were schwastey?Last night I was a little tipsy, chatting with some of my favorite girls on FB. Hilarity ensued.
    5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with?I'd be more likely to snuggle attack. Any of the following: Oceana. Jeana. Mutley. Paige. Hetshup. Narwhal. well, all of my UBs, really. Plus Bren, Deburnin, Lyn, and Elle. Audgie, MLekat, Schiano, Beth, Leia, PPE. if they'd let me. Andplusalso....Okay, who am I kidding? I'm a snuggle hoar and I'd hug a lot of you if I could! <3
    6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single?I was the PSG (perpetually single girl) for many years, so I have finely honed wingwoman skillz. I'd totally be there for you, Oceana, Bren, Elle. <3 Any of you would also be kickass. :)
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    I call snuggling with Desert!!

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  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_drunkkk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:61c2c7dc-5d0f-4877-bf14-1208da68c82bPost:3b13431e-cab7-4592-878d-92c8f5f8910f">Re: Drunkkk</a>:
    [QUOTE]5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with? I'd be more likely to snuggle attack. Any of the following: Oceana. Jeana. Mutley. Paige. Hetshup. Narwhal. well, all of my UBs, really. Plus Bren, Deburnin, Lyn, and Elle. Audgie, MLekat, Schiano, Beth, Leia, PPE. if they'd let me. Andplusalso....Okay, who am I kidding? I'm a snuggle hoar and I'd hug a lot of you if I could! <3 
    Posted by desertsun[/QUOTE]
    I wanna get in on the snuggle hoaring! I have an internet crush on you, Desert. . . sorry for keeping it secret. 
  • heyimbrenheyimbren member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_drunkkk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:61c2c7dc-5d0f-4877-bf14-1208da68c82bPost:99d0cb31-2376-4384-a90d-dad56549ade2">Re: Drunkkk</a>:
    [QUOTE]I call snuggling with Desert!!
    Posted by PaigeMcC[/QUOTE]

    Threeway?
  • desertsundesertsun member
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    edited December 2011
    *basks in warm glow of internet snuggles*

    YAY!
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_drunkkk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:61c2c7dc-5d0f-4877-bf14-1208da68c82bPost:c86b809e-8352-445d-826f-8aefe9683ed5">Re: Drunkkk</a>:
    [QUOTE]1)  Favorite drink? My standby is Captain and Diet with Lime, but I like flavored martinis, mojitos, vodka Red Bull... 2)  Favorite drunk story involving you? It was a friend's birthday, and we were throwing a HUGE 80s-themed blowout at their house. I come over and they have a HUGE bar spread going...like, must have dropped $2-300 on liquor alone. Well, party's in full swing, and I'm mixing myself a drink, and a friend walks over and asks if I would mind making him something. An hour later, I'm a full-on bartender - mixing drinks, flipping bottles, doing shots with people. At one point, they start timing me to see how long it takes me to make three different shots for the birthday girl on video (1 min 15 seconds). Keep in mind, for every drink I'm making, I'm polishing off whatever's left over after I pour. A friend of mine asks me to help her carry something into the house and I step out from behind the kitchen island...and fall flat on the floor. I'm on the floor, absolutely ROLLING. Apparently, I got smashed in 0.5 seconds and found it HILARIOUS. And that's how I earned my nickname of "Bartender". Then again, that time ricky and I got plastered and drunk dialed Button was pretty awesome too. 3)  Favorite drunk story involving someone else? Rickylee drunkenly threatened to beat down a girl that was hitting on my FI at a bar one night. In the middle of a public sidewalk. At the top of her lungs. It was EPIC. There was also the time that my FI got plastered in front of my parents. It was the weekend that I first introduced them (my parents and my brother flew down for a visit) and we met him at a bar downtown for drinks. He and his best friend were there already and were already toasted. About halfway through the evening, the following conversation takes place:<strong> FI: "OceanasMom, do you like my dog?" Mom: "Well, yeah, I like your dog, why?" FI: "Well, Oceana says you don't like dogs all that much, and I really want you to like my dog." Mom: "Well, yes, I like your dog? I like you, too." FI: "Good. Because I really looooooooove your daaaaughter." </strong>That story is still a family favorite. :) 4)  Last time you were schwastey? I was a bit tipsy at the Browns-Dolphins game on Sunday. I figured that margaritas were the most effective way to kill the flu virus. 5)  Girl on NEY you'd most want to drunk make out with? Um, I have it on good authority that I actually have made out with rickylee while drunk. At her bachelorette party. Or she planted a huge smacker on me. One of the two.  We're klassy like that. 6)  Girl on NEY who you think would most likely be your wing man at a bar if you were single? Definitely ricky, Paige, desert, or Mutley. I think Mutley and I in a bar together would be pretty epic.
    Posted by oceana919[/QUOTE]

    I laughed so hard when I read this. Gotta love drunken babble stories!
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