So we've been invited to play paintball (*do* paintball? *shoot* paintballs? I don't even know what the proper verb is here) this weekend with friends. FI is going to use all his Marine-yness to "cap (my) ass," LOL. Currently studying guerrilla warfare tactics so that it's not such a one-sided blowout. I think I'll make up propaganda to distribute beforehand. Something ridiculous like "FI kicks puppies." He doesn't, of course, but who doesn't want to shoot a puppy kicker with a paintball gun? My point exactly.