This is going to be a really fun and really awful weekend all rolled into one. I'm driving home tomorrow to help my mom look at MOB dresses and to attend a bridal show/food tasting at the country club where we will be having our reception. Then on Friday we get to pick out linens, which should be really fun. Then I can give that info to our florist so we can try to finalize flowers. Also, hopefully my MOH will try on the bm dress (I think) I've picked if she has time.
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But then Saturday is going to come. And all fun things will come to an end.
FI and his mom are driving down to plan the rehearsal dinner. I booked the location months ago (we missed out on our first/most cost effective choice because FMIL said it "wasn't a good time for her to book"--she is way into astrology). Now, FMIL wants to eat at the restaurant--but only the three of us, because she doesn't want to have to pay for my parents. Then, she wants to talk to the catering manager to discuss menu options, linens, alcohol pricing, ect.
Then we have to go inspect the hotels I have blocked out for the wedding because they are "low class" (Hilton and a Marriott) and she doesn't want to stay there and she is embarissed to send HER guests there. (She calls them her guests, even though my parents are paying for 100% of the wedding).
I know this really doesn't sound like a big deal, but my FMIL is a total b!tch and absolutely evil. She keeps saying that, "the rehearsal dinner is her day and her show... you can have the wedding, but the rehearsal dinner is MINE." The best part is, she is only paying for 1/3 of it (FI's dad and FI/I are paying the remaining 2/3rds) but she seems to think she is the almighty decision maker and keeps trying to spend more money on it. Like, white table cloths are just SO not good enough and we just MUST absolutely have giant floral center pieces.
It's going to end in a huge fight, either over money or extras or something. FI and I are both dreading it.
Am I sounding like a total baby? I mean, you guys know how crazy she is.

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