Tell Em Tuesday

[Deleted User] · June 2012

So ya'll had me thinking. As you approach and/or reflect on ze big day, one thing becomes increasingly clear - the closer we get, the higher the vent post count lol.
Wedding related, not wedding related, it's tell em tuesday, tell em why you mad schun! Brideys, Mrses (<---hursh), Errybody.

Dear $50 Weave Shop,

I am tired of being able to identify your clients by that top piece center part that's no closer together than an 1/8th of a mile. We put a man on the moon ffs, we can build a better weave.

Signed, Icandothatinmymirrorforzerodollars

HardyLove222 · June 2012

Dear High School Peeps I have't seen or talked in over eight years (let alone high school) NO you're not invited to the wedding!

Dear Cousin Nosy A$$ who I never liked and we haven't spoken since I was like 10 yet you assume because we'e family, you are invited. NO you're not invited!

Dear Everyone who has something to say but will not add a cent to the wedding..";Oh why are you having a small wedding? Maybe you should wait and save to have something bigger" WHAT??! NO, NO, NO!

You will not be invited to eat up all the food, drink up all the liquor AND not bring a gift...sorry...(actually I'm not!)

Put that where?? BACK THERE!

Signed,

I'm tired of this ish I'm about to hand it to them

Carla1019 · June 2012

Dear coworkers - we do not go out to lunch together, we have never been to happy hour, and the only reason you come to talk to me is when you need something done. NO, you are not invited to the wedding.

Dear unprofessional vendors - Can you please reply to my e-mails / phone calls within 24 hours. And don't tell me you are busy when I see you on Facebook.

Dear uninvited guests - Don't tell me you better get an invite. How about I tell you I better get a $100 in my hand to feed and entertain you.

Dear TK - Don't you dare eat this post. I take the time to type out my thoughts and here you come all hungry. Don't play with me.

msbdumas · June 2012

Dear MOM..I love u to death but this is my time to shine with me giving you a little light ! This is my wedding !!! You had 3 trys to get it right sorry you did the JOP 3xs ! Don't try and take my joy of planning my wedding I'm only stressing because of you !!! Dear FMIL..if you try and add one more person to my guest list on some sneaky ish I swear none of your fam will be invited !!! You or FIL not offering to do,particpate, or pay for anything...so PLEASE stop !! And yes vendors need to start responsding...when they ready for their payments they'll be calling you !! Whew glad to get that off !!!

MissusD1116 · June 2012

Dear FI, I need you to start giving me a real freaking answer about the MINOR wedding questions I ask you. If I ask you what you think of this photogs work, and you tell me, " it's cool babe." That is no help. When decisions start getting made without you, please don't be mad. Dear mama, I love you to death, but I will have to stop sharing certain details with you about my wedding and my upcoming marriage. I'm sorry, but you have been divorced for 33 years and have been single most of those years. There is not much advice you can give me in that area. Also, just because I tell you something that FI did/does, that doesn't mean I don't love him or want to leave him. Dear potential vendors, I will not, I repeat, NOT beg you to take my money. If you cannot find the time to return communication, I will find someone else. You SUCK as a business, hiring someone to strictly communicate with clients cause obviously, you don't give a sh*t! Signed, AngryashellintexasbutGodisn'tthruwithmeyet

MissusD1116 · June 2012

**edit** You need to hire someone to strictly communicate with clients

20pearls16 · June 2012

Good post Sultry!

Dear Things Remembered, how did you mess up my engraving on my knife set that took me forever to find! I swear you better find the replacement and have it ready TODAY!

Dear my FFIL. I love you to death and I know you are hinting around at giving us a honeymoon. Although I keep saying we don't want anything, I really do want the honeymoon. Aug 20-24 in a tropical destination. Thank you very much!

Dear little cousin who I made responsible for centerpieces. Why in the world are the centerpieces different and why are they silver when I gave you a teal swatch? You are about to be fired.

To my darling FI, stop getting drunk at the BBQ's and inviting more people! The list is closed homey, no more invites!

Signed,
61 days and counting

Carla1019 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:384bccc6-7a91-43b4-b2f9-c867145f4c01Post:f961966f-ddb1-4e24-a088-19308b53196b">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Good post Sultry! Dear Things Remembered, how did you mess up my engraving <strong>stop getting drunk at the BBQ's and inviting more people! The list is closed homey, no more invites!</strong> Signed, 61 days and counting
Posted by 20pearls16[/QUOTE]

THIS all day long...except the getting drunk part. FI doesn't drink so I have no excuse for him as to why is lips keep sinking ships.

MrsBoss2012 · June 2012

Dear Mom- I, like some of the other brides, can no longer include you in every detail of wedding planning. You are becoming to much like your mother and bringing my spirit down. This is not 1980. I will not have the same wedding you did so get over it. Please hurry and find your dress and be there on Sunday September 2nd. Signed, disappointed daughter.

Dear future grandma- Please stop giving us names of people my FI has never met just so we can send them an invite in expectation that they will send a gift back but not actually come to the wedding. It's a waste of paper and we will probably not get a gift. If they show up, you will get a bill. Signed, annoyed.

Dear future in laws- You have asked us countless times how much our honeymoon costs because you would like to assist. We have already paid in full and bags are halfway packed and we still haven't heard from you. You don't have to contribute but please don't toy with our emotions. Signed, frustrated.

Dear FSIL- YOU TRIFLING HEFFA YOU! LOL You are not in the official bridal party for a reason. Hell you're complaining about the cost of your son's tux. Quit trying to haze me into your family. I KNOW I don't have your last name yet. Hell my maiden name is waaay cooler than yours so yeah. I have your brother, I don't need your approval. Take the hostess job we offered you and SHUT UP! Signed, pissed off!

Dear Bridesmaid #3/Cousin- I simply wish you would've turned down the position of bridesmaid when I asked you. When you responded "How could I say no?" Maybe I should've taken that response more seriously. Signed, I know the truth

Dear FI- You keep slacking on helping with this wedding you gonna mess around and find a stand in in your spot on September 2nd! I still love you no matter what. Signed, Mrs. B

Hmmm I notice it's really only the family members who are stressing me! Not vendors or outside factors but those closest to me. And yes Sultry as the day gets closer the vents are truly more frequent!

footballwife77 · June 2012

I don't have anyone to tell off

but this post made me chuckle a little!

[Deleted User] · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:384bccc6-7a91-43b4-b2f9-c867145f4c01Post:503afb21-93b4-422e-8ac5-60d164f11a72">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FSIL- YOU TRIFLING HEFFA YOU! LOL You are not in the official bridal party for a reason. Hell you're complaining about the cost of your son's tux. <strong>Quit trying to haze me into your family.</strong> I KNOW I don't have your last name yet. Hell my maiden name is waaay cooler than yours so yeah. I have your brother, I don't need your approval. Take the hostess job we offered you and SHUT UP! Signed, pissed off!
Posted by MrsBoss2012[/QUOTE]

gigglesome!

tell em why you mad schun! LOL!

mejai1 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:384bccc6-7a91-43b4-b2f9-c867145f4c01Post:052b00ea-d80e-4d1c-8af1-8df4faebb419">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't have anyone to tell off :( but this post made me chuckle a little!
Posted by footballwife77[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>This is me all day everyday. :)

</div>

saharnshard · June 2012

Dear photographer, you have until Friday until I start bugging you hardcore about getting the rest of my pictures. It's been almost 8 weeks, and I know you're done because you put almost 200 pictures on Facebook. Just upload them to your damn website so I can send out my thank you cards.

Dear Hubs extended family, please calm the eff down about getting a thank you card. I'm sure you will appreciate the wait once you have the photos in your hand.

Sheesh.

pearls687 · June 2012

Y'all are killin me! I want IN! lol Dear Hubby, Nobody cares that your handwriting is bad so please quit using that as an excuse not to help me write these billion thank you cards. Your handwriting was just fine when you endorsed all those checks we got so get busy Bruh. OK? Thanks. Love, Your Wife Dear Me, The wedding is OVA.org. It's been three weeks! Find something else to do besides looking at wedding pictures and hanging out on TK AAW board all day when you should be working. Get 'yo life! Love, Me

Elizabeth80 · June 2012

Looove this!!

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:384bccc6-7a91-43b4-b2f9-c867145f4c01Post:1e9e728c-fa7e-45c6-bf0b-425027eefeb7">Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]So ya'll had me thinking. As you approach and/or reflect on ze big day, one thing becomes increasingly clear - the closer we get, the higher the vent post count lol. Wedding related, not wedding related, it's tell em tuesday, tell em why you mad schun! Brideys, Mrses (<---hursh), Errybody. Dear $50 Weave Shop, I am tired of being able to identify your clients by that top piece center part that's no closer together than an 1/8th of a mile. We put a man on the moon ffs, we can build a better weave. Signed, Icandothatinmymirrorforzerodollars
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

[Deleted User] · June 2012

ya'll still mad? it's wednesday. LMAO!!

Your handwriting was just fine when you endorsed all those checks we got

D'OH!! hee!

lol Elizabeth. I thank all o' ya'll for indulging in my reindeer games. maybe next tuesday we do another tell em, hell tell em anything. (unless yall still swole) lol.

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