Critique my vows.
Andy, today, I choose you to be my husband,
my best friend, and my one true love.
On this day, I give to you my promise to stay by your side
as your faithful wife in sickness and in health,
in joy and in sorrow, through the good times and the bad.
I promise to love you without reservation,
to comfort you when you need it,
and to encourage you daily.
I promise to laugh when you laugh
and to cry when you cry (even though we know you don't).
I will be faithful to you in mind, body, and spirit,
Your friend and life partner for the rest of my days.