I think I may have discovered the key to fertility... Braces!
The day of my negative beta (sigh...) I also had to go in to the dentist for my 6-month cleaning. I have veneers on top, and they are still nice and straight and white. My bottoms, on the other hand, are still white, but they have gotten a bit smooshed since getting my wisdom teeth. I spoke to the dentist about it and decided to go see an orthodontist.
The orthodontist and I decided that I would get "lingual braces" (braces that are installed on the backsides of your teeth rather than on the face because Invisalign apparently won't work in my situation). I only have to have these braces on 6 - 8 of my bottom teeth, and because they are on the backsides, they will not be easily seen. I can't believe that as a 32 year old woman I am getting braces... nerd alert!!
However, I am super excited to get them because my crooked bottoms have always bugged me. The appointment is on Monday, so I've been thinking about this a lot today, and it occurred to me that my braces have a fertility benefit. With my braces, I will be a little more like a teenager. Since it seems like teenagers have NO problem getting pregnant, maybe my body will be tricked into thinking I'm a teen again now that I have metal in my mouth. Ha ha!
Here's to hoping for a braces/infertility cure!
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