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Everyone point and laugh at my brain fart
So, I bought laundry detergent a few weeks ago, but not what I normally get cause they were out of stock. Being that I was tired and cranky when I was shopping at the time, I just grabbed whatever bottle was there and out the door I went, after paying of course. I just now realized that the bottle of Downy that I bought, is in fact not detergent, but fabric softener only *facepalm*. I'm an idiot. For the last few weeks, I've been washing all our clothes in fabric softener, not detergent. I'm mildly skeeved out now. But my clothes do smell good!
Being as this is a post and run because I'm off to work, what're you're brain fart moments? Gimmie something entertaining to glance at quick while I'm at work.
Being as this is a post and run because I'm off to work, what're you're brain fart moments? Gimmie something entertaining to glance at quick while I'm at work.
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Re: Everyone point and laugh at my brain fart
I actually don't have brain farts... because I am perfect.
No joke, the other day I forgot the password to my gmail. I check my email about twice a day, and it's the same password I use for most other things so there is no reason to forget it. I just stared at my computer and felt like crying.
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Why on earth did I think buying landscaping rocks would be in the thousands of dollars?! Maybe it was because ot the HOA letter we got ahem, "Courtesy Warning" and 10 days before the fines kick in!
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
[QUOTE]I sometimes try to open my front door using my keyless entry fob for my truck. Only sometimes.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
I've done that before! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Granted, I was just home from the gym and a little out if it, but it was kinda funny.
I was like, "hey hun, do you want some, uh, you know, those potatoes thingys shaped like this?" "Hashbrowns?" "YEAH! those!"
We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
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A coworker and I frequently dress alike, completely unprovoked. It's real embarrassing to go into a meeting with our director when we look like we called each other to coordinate our outfits (especially when it's really random like grey plaid pants and a pink shirt).
[QUOTE]You have no idea how many times I've gotten home to find out I bought 2 bottles of shampoo instead of a shampoo and conditioner.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
...because the bottles *always* look exactly the same! i hate that. and i do it all the time.
[QUOTE]A coworker and I frequently dress alike, completely unprovoked. It's real embarrassing to go into a meeting with our director when we look like we called each other to coordinate our outfits (especially when it's really random like grey plaid pants and a pink shirt).
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]
I guess both of you got the memo :)
Yesterday was apparently "blue" day, everyone had on a blue shirt, and here I am in green... WTH!
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
Last night I sat staring at thawed chicken breasts wondering what I had intended them to be. Luckily, H remembers stuff. I just ask him and he recaps all my kitchen muttering until i remember.
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My brain farts are usually car-related. My car has the push button start and the doors will unlock if I have the keyfob in my purse and just grab the handle. Well, DH's car doesn't have either. So I've gotten in his car before and I've pushed the brake and reached up to push the button to start the car...and nothing. I've also walked up to his and pulled on the handle to no avail, thinking something is wrong with his car. Nope, something is just wrong with me.
[QUOTE]I sometimes try to open my front door using my keyless entry fob for my truck. Only sometimes.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
I do this with my work badge sometimes. We have to wave our badge at a sensor to get in the building and get into our work area, and I'll wave it at home or at doors that don't have sensors. Duh
I do this with sunglasses on my head too. I'm old I'm allowed.
@Jen- I do the phone thing too.
I'm also known to forget passwords. I have so many of them I can't keep them all straight.
It dawned on me that it was a push door. Midvale school for the gifted right here.
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I'm a huge dumbass, though.
One time I bought different detergent than I usually use and found out I was allergic to it. I was wearing some freshly washed clothes at the gym, started sweating... and then violently itching.
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[QUOTE]I went to the movies last night. When it was finished I headed to my car and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't unlock. I stood there and stared at the blue Mazda for a minute...then the light came on. I got rid of the Mazda 2 years ago. I have a red Yaris now. oops.
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Ever tried opening your front door with your car button? ...Yeah, I'm exceptionally dense.
[QUOTE]I went to the movies last night. When it was finished I headed to my car and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't unlock. I stood there and stared at the blue Mazda for a minute...then the light came on. I got rid of the Mazda 2 years ago. I have a red Yaris now. oops.
Posted by PaigeMcC[/QUOTE]
I had someone do that with my car once. I was walking towards my car, hit the unlock from about 2 cars away (forgot to park) and someone just walked up and opened the door. I yelled and they backed away, then started laughing and apologized. They used to own a red Passat and she had hit the unlock button to her car (parked 2 down the row) at the same time and just opened the door.
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H and I were at the movies and there was a big group of people in front of us trying to decide where to sit. So I was standing there looking down at my phone, waiting, when all of a sudden one of the guys grabbed my arm and said, "come on, we're sitting up there." I jerked back and he was like, "What's your problem?" then saw me and realized I wasn't his sister.
I jsut laughed it off but man did his friends and family make fun of him. In his defense, we both had long brown hair and had on similiar clothes.
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