So my FI is a stay at home dad, and he was saying how he hates that he feels that everything in our house is mine ( because I either picked it out or was a gift from my family)   So he randomly about an hour later goes......
"I'm making you sign a prenup because if we ever get divorced I'm keeping my PS3 and these pants im wearing"  
all i could really do was laugh and say WTF.   Thought I would share the laughs. 
The best part was he tried to keep a straight face after he said it but then started cracking up!