WTF Wednesday

Steph0871 · April 2011

Open letters?

PoliceWife104 · April 2011

Dear co-worker,

You offering to help me on my work is great. Except when you take it & then proceed to read your nook... All afternoon! That's not exactly helping me & I don't know who you think you're hiding it from. I don't care what you do, that's your deal. But, don't bring my work, into your unproductive day.

Sincerely,
Annoyed

**I'm seeing a trend in my WTF Wednesday posts... Always about work!**

wittyschaffy · April 2011

dear photog who did my boudoir pictures and said she'd do her darndest to have them ready for me to give DH for his birthday (today) and hasn't finished them - I'm a little bit bummed. Especially because I see on your blog that you've been doing all sorts of other stuff. I know I'm not top priority necessarily but it sucks to see your beautiful work going for other things when I am now going to have to buy my husband a lame gift for his birthday instead of surprising him like we both had hoped. You'd make my day if you called me this afternoon and said I could come get the CD, even though I wouldn't be able to look at it at work.

Love, your disappointed model who is going to buy her husband's favorite author's new book instead of giving him some eye candy.

musicalsunlight · April 2011

Dear finals,

Do I really have to take you? Really? Gah.

Sincerely,

Burntout 1L

PoliceWife104 · April 2011

Dear life,

Could we add a few more hours to the day please? Or just slow down a little bit?? I have to keep adding things to my to do list & nothing is getting checked off. Last weekend I hit a wall & my body just needed a break. I haven't slept that much in months. Which also means, I didn't get anything accomplished! I'm exhausted, & it's not just because of wedding planning. Life in general is just to busy right now! Please work on slowing down a bit, so I can breathe & am able to get some things accomplished. Even if it's just reading my book!

Sincerely,
Burnt out bride

Steph0871 · April 2011

Dear June 8,

Please come already. I don't know why, but my neighbors are absolutely fuckingnuts lately, and I'm sick of living in an apartment.

Anxiously,

First Time homebuyer

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Dear Diet Coke,

Yum. You're delicious.

~Migraine sufferer

musicalsunlight · April 2011

Dear Friday,

I can't wait for you to get here so that I can meet some awesome knotties (including Steph!) Also, please help me not make a total asshat of myself.

Sincerely,

anxious knottie

FutureMrsSheeler · April 2011

Dear Summer,

Please come faster! I have so much that I have been looking forward to! E-pics, internships, my birthday, but monstly I am just glad to spend the summer with FI! I am sick of waiting!

-Impatient bride

kaylas16 · April 2011

Dear fat self.

The wedding is about 50 days away...now is not the time to be gaining weight. Stop eating whatever the heck you feel like and get your a$$ to the gym more!!

Ugh

10 lbs lighter self

maybe984 · April 2011

Dear Immune System,

Seriously, what's the deal lately? For the past 8 years, you've had defenses of steel... but for the past month you've just rolled over and taken it from three different illnesses. First, a kidney infection, then the croupy-flu-from-hell, now a stomach bug?!? Really?!? You let me get a stomach bug right in time for Easter dinner?!?

I really expected more from you.

Sincerely,
the girl who'd really like to feel healthy enough to be affectionate to her husband once in a friggin' while

kaylas16 · April 2011

Dear Weather....

Please be DECENT this weekend for FI. It's his bach party and they are planning on golf/bbq/bonfire/drinking. I won't ask for you to be warm because that would be asking too much! Please just stay dry so they can hang out outside. I feel bad, I want FI to have fun!!

Oh and please make the weather in Kansas City stay nice the way it looks it's going to be...so we can have a fun time at the Twins games down there!

K thanks,

Sincerely,
the girl who has given up on spring

KateJ10 · April 2011

Dear life-

Stop having so much to do! Between trying to work out 6 days a week (ugh), cleaning and moving Thom in, having parents in town the last weekend and this one, etc etc. I haven't even had a real opportunity to enjoy Thom living at my place- we are so tired from everything else we have to get done!

From-

The girl that would have liked nothing more than to lay in bed all day today.

shan87 · April 2011

Dear Period:
Thanks for coming the week I was to get my lady parts waxed.

I guess its not ment to be.... Too late to get a couple in before the wedding. Also thanks for being late now I am worried I'll have your company at the Wedding. Please be a light and fast one next month! I havent' seen David in months and he is really excited for the wedding night. And no I will not sleep with my husband while you are around.

Sincerely,
Cramped and Bloated Bride-to-Be.

SuperRNluvsChef · April 2011

Dear right knee,
I'm not sure what I did to you but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop swelling every time I try to work out. I have B Pics in 4 weeks, so I NEED to be getting to the gym.

-Attempting to be athletic bride

shan87 · April 2011

Dear Kayla :
You are NOT fat

Sincerely,
Shannan

jesscmpls · April 2011

Dear evening job, I SERIOUSLY can not wait until July when I put in my two week notice and then go on an on-call status. I hate the fact that I was so in love with this job then I had a shitty boss and co-workers and it basically ruined it for me. I'd also like to tell my co-workers that just because 95% of the time i'm upbeat and have a positive attitude about life doesn't give you the right to hate me, that's bullshit, sorry you have a shitty life but how dare you try to bring me down with you. Also, thanks for pointing it out to me when i'm "cranky" it could be the lack of sleep I get from working two jobs and going to school then having to deal with make believe drama all the kids create and the lack of initiative that the other co-workers have. But thanks for telling me my moods, super appreciative of that, I have no idea what I would do without you pointing that out to me. Thanks!

Thanks you all you knotties for letting me vent, I feel soo much better, thanks!

musicalsunlight · April 2011

jessc-- I'm glad you are quitting your night job! I remember reading about your crazy schedule a little while back. Glad you will get some more time to yourself!

kgettingmarried · April 2011

Dear DS,
Please be good when I am trying to get us out the door in the morning. Mommy doesn't like being late. Mommy also has a hard time carrying your 35 pound butt when you refuse to get up and walk to the car yourself (even though you are cute, you are heavy when Mommy has heels on).

Also, a "treat" is not necessarily candy. A "treat" can be anything, including cheerios with dried cranberries. And "treats" do not need to be thrown all over the living room floor, especially when Mommy has run out of vacuum bags the night before and when Mommy is trying to hustle you out the door in the morning.

Please find a reason to motivate yourself to be good. Even if that reason is just so you can watch Caillou after daycare.

I love you,
Mommy

kaylas16 · April 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_minnesota-minneapolis-st-paul_wtf-wednesday-32?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:81Discussion:752e41be-85b3-4778-97aa-fb0da46ff10dPost:5bb5e14d-852e-474b-b99a-f28c4be84d32">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Kayla : You are NOT fat Sincerely, Shannan :)
Posted by shan87[/QUOTE]

I know I know I know!!!! But I am feeling extra squishy lately. And I was on a mini vacation to San Diego over Easter and used that as an opportunity to eat at all my favorite places there :-/ I just need to get back on track!!

newlyseliski · April 2011

Dear furniture and boxes cluttering my room,

Please move yourself to the new apartment so that I can get to a gym and fi can focus on his finals!

Sincerely,
me

wittyschaffy · April 2011

I have another one.

Dear co-irker. You whine in the winter when it gets warm in the office. You whine in the summer when it gets cool. Every time the fan kicks on (maybe once an hour?) you verbally express your displeasure with it. It is 74 degrees in here. Grow up and get over it.

(not so much)Love, your other coworkers

PoliceWife104 · April 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_minnesota-minneapolis-st-paul_wtf-wednesday-32?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:81Discussion:752e41be-85b3-4778-97aa-fb0da46ff10dPost:a555cd90-449b-4ee0-a7c8-3165b4c5f610">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : I know I know I know!!!! But I am feeling extra squishy lately. And I was on a mini vacation to San Diego over Easter and used that as an opportunity to eat at all my favorite places there :-/ I just need to get back on track!!
Posted by kaylas16[/QUOTE]

I ditto Shan's post about this!

Ha I've never heard it explained that way! And I can totally relate!

MrsBassPlaya · April 2011

Dear knees,

Please stop crunching, craking, and slipping out of place so that I can start working out again. I've got a vacation to the beach next week, and I'd like to be in the best shape possible. You're not helping.

Sincerely,
the girl who wants to work out again

shan87 · April 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_minnesota-minneapolis-st-paul_wtf-wednesday-32?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:81Discussion:752e41be-85b3-4778-97aa-fb0da46ff10dPost:a555cd90-449b-4ee0-a7c8-3165b4c5f610">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : I know I know I know!!!! But I am feeling extra squishy lately. And I was on a mini vacation to San Diego over Easter and used that as an opportunity to eat at all my favorite places there :-/ I just need to get back on track!!
Posted by kaylas16[/QUOTE]

You can feel fat, but that doesn't make you fat. :D

I feel like a elephant today! thank you uterus!

colstj1 · April 2011

Dear life,

Please start to get better. I had a really rough last couple of days dealing with a lot of things... I just hope that now that i've had my really crummy day to cry and do nothing, I will become a stronger person from this and will learn a little something about others..

-Torn

kaylas16 · April 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_minnesota-minneapolis-st-paul_wtf-wednesday-32?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:81Discussion:752e41be-85b3-4778-97aa-fb0da46ff10dPost:c1f44e47-970f-4a08-b0b8-b09bd7bad58b">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : You can feel fat, but that doesn't make you fat. :D I feel like a elephant today! thank you uterus!
Posted by shan87[/QUOTE]

Ok I am sorry haha I KNOW I am not fat. I am larger than I was a few weeks ago though. Dang food, why are you so yummy! STRESS eating I think....

Bimbi284 · April 2011

Dear school,

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO done with you! I was very happy to complete my last final of the semester! Not only that, I don't have to deal with your crap ALLLLLLLL SUUUUMER! I might actually be able to find out what these "weekends" are that people keep talking about. :-)

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