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Dear Prudie: How do bequeath money to my mistress w/o my family finding out?

Dear Prudence,
I am a 60-year-old man who has been married for 30 years and has two grown children. My wife and I both earn ample incomes and are very comfortable financially. For almost a decade I've been having an affair. My mistress is an artist in her 40s, a wonderful woman whom I'll call "Peggy." We have a real emotional connection. I'm not her sugar daddy—I've never given her more than a few gifts or paid for meals and hotel bills. I have just been diagnosed with cancer—perhaps curable, but the statistics are terrible—and I would like to make a provision in my will for Peggy. The sum would make little difference to my family but would mean a big difference for Peggy. The danger is if my wife and kids find out, they'll be devastated. I've talked to a lawyer who outlined ways to do it discreetly. I know adultery is wrong and I should never have had an affair. But morally speaking, what do you think about my plan for Peggy?

—At a Loss

Re: Dear Prudie: How do bequeath money to my mistress w/o my family finding out?

  • GBCKGBCK member
    Knottie Warrior 5000 Comments 500 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    why can't he give the $ now so that they don't find out later?

    I mean, if Peggy was really important to him, wouldn't this already be done?
  • ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
    Eighth Anniversary 5000 Comments 500 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    Morally speaking, both he and Peggy are bankrupt.

    I was going to ask what Prudie has to say, but since it's Emily Yoffe Prudie rather than the good one, it probably isn't anything worthwhile.
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  • AuntFloAuntFlo member
    Tenth Anniversary 5000 Comments 500 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    Did my grandpa write this?
  • DG1DG1 member
    Ninth Anniversary 5000 Comments 25 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    I'm with GBCK, though I am thinking the wife might notice if he just withdrew $200k from their investments and then it just disappeared.

    I wonder how much money he's talking about?  And yes, I'd start putting cash in envelopes and hiding it under peggy's mattress or something.  It'll add up eventually.

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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
    Eighth Anniversary 5000 Comments 100 Love Its First Answer
    edited December 2011
    I'm thinking that he doesn't want to give Peggy a dime until he is dead.  Also, I'm imagining Peggy is the Russian dude in the ugly sweater from the credit card reward commercials.
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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