I'm trying to write the welcome letter to go in the OOT bags. The letter will include a timeline of the weekend and lists of where to eat and stuff to do for people coming in early. It will also tell them to join us in the suite for snacks, cake, games, and general hanging out. The bag will also have snacks and other stuff. I need a short note to put at the begining and I can't think of anything to say that doesn't come off as a form letter. Help!

180 invited

145 are ready to party

35 are missing out

0! can't find the mailbox
rsvp's due back June 20th!