I have always been clumsy, but tonight I hit an all time high.
Fi is at work so I was making myself some guacamole for dinner. It was going smoothly until I went to cut the tomato. I missed and cut the tip of my finger. I called my mom who thank god works close to wear I live. She came over and took me to urgent care. The cut the hanging tip of my finger off and burned my skin to stop the bleeding. The doctor informed me I had a slight finger amputation.
On the bright side I can't do dishes for a week.