Tell 'em Tuesdays

M1ssJ · October 2012

Dear Planner,

I'm getting married in 60 days but I will fire you. I said find the LOWEST price. Stop showing me things you know I'll like that are not in my budget.

Brokefully,
J

[Deleted User] · October 2012

Dear Phantom Pooter,

From now on take the stairs or, hey OR no more corn at night.

signed,

mistaken identity, elevator.

rowenac82 · October 2012

LOL@ Brokefully

Dear guests,

You sent in your RSVP late saying yes you will make it and now that the wedding is next week, you don't "think" that you will be able to make it. Don't be mad when I pass you in the street and act like I don't know you.

So over all of this, signed me.

Dear FI,

Those table numbers and monogram better be blinged out by the time I am ready to board that plane to AZ on Friday. Don't be mad when I act like I don't know you when I am walking down that aisle.

Love you still, signed me

Dear self,

Good job finally taking the suitcase out, but how about actually putting some clothes in that thing?

Can't wait for the honeymoon, signed me.

msbdumas · October 2012

Dear FI, I love you sooo much but ima need for you to stop bringing your old marriage into to your soon to be new marriage. Im not your exwife ! Its ok that our marriage wont be perfect..Barack and Michelle marriage aint even perfect ! Signed, Yourgonnabewifelessyoukeepmessingwitme Dear Mom, Dont be mad because I dont ask for your opionion about the decor details anymore. You act like you dont care so why should I tell you anything. At this point just be at the wedding and you'll see how the decor will tie into together ! Signed, Missmewithyourattitude Dear BMs, Your time has come to get your dresses. I dont want to hear my stomach is too fat...my ankles are too skinny...i dont like the color. You will wear the color i chose for you. Wear a gardle. Thank you Signed, Idontwanttohearit,aintnobodygottimefodat

footballwife77 · October 2012

Dear coworker and month end,

you suck and you suck even more.

signed, Ihateyouboth.

pearls687 · October 2012

Dear Hubby,

For real tho? I thought I was going to FINALLY have a Saturday to myself and you want me to go to somebody's funeral that I don't even know? It's not like YOU need me for support or anything, you just want me to go with you because I'm your wife. I'm sorry for their loss, but trust me, the family's grief will not be eased by a total stranger taking up a seat that somebody they actually know could have had. Gheez, just admit you don't want to go by yourself or that you just want me there for "show". You don't need a date for a funeral. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

Signed,
Preparedtoshowupandsmilelikeagoodwifebutnothappyaboutit

MissusD1116 · October 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesdays?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:dc3e3995-2269-4e77-9d0e-66383ff45b82Post:eba942cb-8be2-415d-820e-436fe8e069c4">Re: Tell 'em Tuesdays</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Hubby, For real tho? I thought I was going to FINALLY have a Saturday to myself and you want me to go to somebody's funeral that I don't even know? It's not like YOU need me for support or anything, you just want me to go with you because I'm your wife. I'm sorry for their loss, but trust me, the family's grief will not be eased by a total stranger taking up a seat that somebody they actually know could have had. Gheez, just admit you don't want to go by yourself or that you just want me there for "show". You don't need a date for a funeral. Ain't nobody got time fo dat. Signed, Preparedtoshowupandsmilelikeagoodwifebutnothappyaboutit
Posted by pearls687[/QUOTE]

#dead......!!!!!

He need to get his LIFE! LOL!

[Deleted User] · October 2012

You don't need a date for a funeral. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

on. tha. flo! LMAO!!

leatba · October 2012

Dear sore throat, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to go away. You messing with my money and exercising. I have stuff to do. I dislike you very much. Me

20pearls16 · October 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesdays?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:dc3e3995-2269-4e77-9d0e-66383ff45b82Post:eba942cb-8be2-415d-820e-436fe8e069c4">Re: Tell 'em Tuesdays</a>:
[QUOTE]". You don't need a date for a funeral. Ain't nobody got time fo dat. Signed, Preparedtoshowupandsmilelikeagoodwifebutnothappyaboutit
Posted by pearls687[/QUOTE]

LMAO. I'm done!

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