- When your potty training kid asks what's on his thumb. Don't get too close it's poop.
- When someone asks what the brown stuff on the floor is. Check your kids right away. M2 blew out through a diaper, onesie, and pants. She was leaving brown smudges on MILs floor. At least we cleaned it up which is more than they did when their dog sht and peed in our house. We cleaned that up too.
- The bathroom at Urgent Care didn't have a changing table so I asked the clerk where I could change M2's poopy diaper. She told me to use a chair in the waiting room. When I looked at her she said "sometimes you have to do what you have to do." I'm not sure what all came flying out of my mouth but there were things about her sitting in a shtty diaper or being sick and and having to watch someone change a diaper and having to sit in the chair that just had baby sht on it.
She apologized several times but never once offered to let us use an exam room. I honestly wasn't trying but I did get sht on the chair. I took the chair up to the window and asked what she wanted me to do with it. She just looked at me as I left the chair and walked away.