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Poor DH...

mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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He got home from his volleyball league last night and dinner wasn't quite ready, so he was in the pantry looking for a snack.  I guess a box of Pop Tarts fell out and he went to pick them up but swung his arm around in a way that he caught the door. 

So as he was bending down, he slammed the door of the pantry into his cheek.  He caught the corner of the door on his cheek and cut it open.  It was bleeding and immediately started swelling and bruising.   I didn't see it this morning or ask him about it.  I'm hoping the ice and ibuprofen helped keep it from getting too bad.

I told him if anyone asks, he can just tell them the baby kicked him really hard when he was talking to my belly and he thinks we have a future soccer star on our hands.  LOL :)
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Re: Poor DH...

  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    LOL

    I mean


    Oh, poor guy. Hopefully he's okay and doesn't get made fun of (on Valentine's no less) over the cut.

    I can hear his coworkers now, "Damn, guy. You couldn't just get her some flowers?"
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I know, BC.   I just sat there last night watching his cheek get bigger and more bruised. 

    Too bad he wouldn't go for me putting some cover-up on it.   Hee.  :)
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    You should have told him to tell people you guys were having rough role-play sex. He would be the office stud today.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    I always say one of two things when people ask about my many, clumsy-induced injuries:

    "I got in a fight" (usually reserved for cuts, because then I can get in a knife fight!)
    or
    "I forgot the safe word." 
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