Open letter thursday!!

LADY324 · July 2012

Let it all out ladies!!

ceglare4 · July 2012

Dear longest week of my life,

Can you please speed up to 5 PM tomorrow so that I can finally go on my HM!?

Sincerely,

Recently married bride going crazy at work

Dear coworkers,

I get that everyone is super busy and we don't have time to do half the stuff that comes our way, but it would really help me out if, rather than ignoring incoming emails, you would just be a team player and respond to a flipping email!

Signed,

I seriously need a new job!!

mekiakoo · July 2012

Dear body:

This is not a good time to start looking ugly. I don't need to have this cold, blisters on my mouth, or the rash all over my face/stomach.

Get out of here,

Katie

michelle11988 · July 2012

Dear stupid clients,

Stop asking me to do a million things for you. I am leaving at 6pm and have more than enough work to do between now and then. Also calling me every few hours and not leaving a voicemail is annoying and I will not be returning your call until you can leave a voicemail. Your stuff is not due today or tomorrow so let me get the work that has government deadlines out the door and then I'll deal with your notices and stuff don't tell me how I will work or you will get no service until I get back in 2 weeks.

Sincerely,

The stupid bride who decided to work until Thursday the week of her wedding

butterflyjumper1 · July 2012

mine is the same as katie's!!!

dear body:

stop forming canker sores, mosquito bites, and zits all over yourself, please. I understand that watering my plants at 8pm might increase my risk of mosquito bites, but was it really necessary for a mosquito to land in the middle of my forehead and suck out so much blood that it looks like I have a golf ball under my forehead skin?

also, please lose a few pounds before july 28th - k thanks.

love,
angry and ugly feeling bridezilla

LADY324 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:5a6e0b7b-e7da-43f7-8b52-3e7ebba8a39a">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear stupid clients, Stop asking me to do a million things for you. I am leaving at 6pm and have more than enough work to do between now and then. Also calling me every few hours and not leaving a voicemail is annoying and I will not be returning your call until you can leave a voicemail. Your stuff is not due today or tomorrow so let me get the work that has government deadlines out the door and then I'll deal with your notices and stuff don't tell me how I will work or you will get no service until I get back in 2 weeks. Sincerely, The stupid bride who decided to work until Thursday the week of her wedding
Posted by michelle11988[/QUOTE]

ha ha yes you are nuts I can't believe you are getting married in 2 days and you are at work today!!

LADY324 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:7ce7a55f-89b5-46b9-8fd9-84325472470c">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]mine is the same as katie's!!! dear body: stop forming canker sores, mosquito bites, and zits all over yourself, please. I understand that watering my plants at 8pm might increase my risk of mosquito bites, but was it really necessary for a mosquito to land in the middle of my forehead and suck out so much blood that it looks like I have a golf ball under my forehead skin? also, please lose a few pounds before july 28th - k thanks. love, angry and ugly feeling bridezilla
Posted by butterflyjumper1[/QUOTE]

yeah i am hoping for the nervous 5 lbs everyone says you lose the week of the wedding lol!

SoonToBeMrsNuckols · July 2012

Dear FMIL,
Its my wedding, you have had 2. Stop trying to plan mine and get pissy when I dont do what you want.. Keep up critizing what everyone is wearing and your Son and I will go in our underroos!..
Sincerly,
Your tired of BS future Daughter in Law

k8888 · July 2012

Dear Current Employer,

Oh, it's my last full day of working here and you're just now realizing that there's a ton more stuff that I need to teach somebody or it's lost forever? HA HA HA

HAHAHAHA,

k8888

honeybear072012 · July 2012

Dear tummy,

Calm down!! How am I suppose to eat if you keep freaking out??

Sincerely,
Hungry bride

Dear GYN,

Can you PLEASE pick a birth control for me that works???????

Sincerely,
Wanting to *ahem* Bride!!!

mekiakoo · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:1dbda1ac-c677-490d-a713-23c3c105ecab">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Current Employer, Oh, it's my last full day of working here and you're just now realizing that there's a ton more stuff that I need to teach somebody or it's lost forever? HA HA HA HAHAHAHA, k8888
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

<div>I literally laughed out out at this. HAHAHA!</div>

k8888 · July 2012

Dear FI,

It's not the end of the world that our cable box is not working right. It'll get fixed eventually. There are other *more important* things we need to worry about right now. Maybe you could start moving your sh*t into our new house since I'm the only one that lives there right now. Not that I mind having a king-size bed to myself...

Love,

Your almost wife

michelle11988 · July 2012

k888 your post about work made me burst out laughing!

Lady - Yes I am certifiably insane / not being productive at all and have to deliver reports to a client at noon and I have yet to start them, oops and its a half hour drive over there.

k8888 · July 2012

Katie/Michelle - I'm STILL laughing!

My wish for all of you with sh*tty jobs is that when you're finally able to leave, that those who have f*cked you over the most realize too late that they should have done more to keep you around. It feels amazing.

LADY324 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:1dbda1ac-c677-490d-a713-23c3c105ecab">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Current Employer, Oh, it's my last full day of working here and you're just now realizing that there's a ton more stuff that I need to teach somebody or it's lost forever? HA HA HA HAHAHAHA, k8888
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

lol I wish you would have just started to laugh at them!!

YuMMMy721 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:c0815e57-5d80-4156-bcc7-c222d58f8345">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE] My wish for all of you with sh*tty jobs is that when you're finally able to leave, that those who have f*cked you over the most realize too late that they should have done more to keep you around. It feels amazing.
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

I soooo agree. Tomorrow is my last day at this dead end crappy job, and it is the BEST feeling out there!!! People coming by and asking me to do last minute things, just totally cracks me up!! This afternoon is definitely going to be spent cleaning out my desk. And the fact that the whole server went down last night, oops, oh well, not my problem, enjoy it, and now you realize how much I really did her, and are shitting your pants trying to find a replacement for me!!

littlemoments324 · July 2012

Dear Self,

You should really get moving on your love letter to put in the wine ceremony box...You have 9 days to write...I know writers block happens....but seriously, snap out of it!!

Sincerely,
LM

Dear wonderful Mom,

Please stop worrying about what time the photographer is arriving and the picture schedules...She is arriving between 12:30 & 1pm..They said that each group will take approx. 30minutes...I don't care if I am sitting in my dress relaxing a little bit...IT IS FINE!! I want to be in my dress as much as possible that day! DUH!!!

Love,
Your daughter who is completely calm and ready...

Dear Self, again....

Please don't cry too much the day of the wedding...I really don't want to have a horrible headache during the reception...

Thanks,
LM

YuMMMy721 · July 2012

Dear FI~
I love you dearly, but please start to realize that we are getting married in 9 days!! And you really can't be running off and helping a friend fix his boat this weekend!!!
Love,
Your VERY annoyed soon to be wife who does it all...

Dear Family~
I love you guys soo much, and am so grateful that you are coming down tomorrow to help me out with the last minute things. And I am happy that we are all going camping together in August, but did you have to pick this week to start planning that camping trip?!
Love,
your daughter/sister who can't concentrate on family vacations when i am getting married soon.

Dear CW's~
I only have 12 hours left of working at this company, no I wont do more for you. DEAL!!!
Signed,
Can not WAIT to get out of here!!!!

michelle11988 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:c0815e57-5d80-4156-bcc7-c222d58f8345">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Katie/Michelle - I'm STILL laughing! My wish for all of you with sh*tty jobs is that when you're finally able to leave, that those who have f*cked you over the most realize too late that they should have done more to keep you around. It feels amazing.
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

I quit my miserable job last September and it was the best thing ever! I laughed the last day when I was leaving at 3 (because they screwed up my time card that week) and someone wanted me to stay late and work on a project for them. I literally laughed in the lady's face. Thankfully this job is much better, except the stupid clients but I have a lot of lovely clients that I don't mind dealing with it's just like 5% of them that suck at life.

LindsayMeg · July 2012

Dear boss who thinks every minute memo she puts out is the world's most important announcement,

How do you expect your assistant to be able to perform my job while I'm away if you constantly interrupt us every time we meet and steal her away? It would take ONE HOUR TOTAL to go over everything yet it's been a month and we still haven't gone over everything.

Thanks and I'm glad you have a conference the weekend of my wedding!

k8888 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:66d98ab5-110c-400e-8260-9c66fcc7e3c9">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letter thursday!! : I soooo agree. Tomorrow is my last day at this dead end crappy job, and it is the BEST feeling out there!!! People coming by and asking me to do last minute things, just totally cracks me up!! This afternoon is definitely going to be spent cleaning out my desk. And the fact that the whole server went down last night, oops, oh well, not my problem, enjoy it, and now you realize how much I really did her, and are shitting your pants trying to find a replacement for me!!
Posted by macfam929[/QUOTE]

yesyesyesyes!!

LindsayMeg · July 2012

Dear FI,

I'm sorry you expected me to make you chicken and rice at 11:30 last night, but you were home for over an hour and could have a. asked earlier or b. cooked it yourself. or c. ate at work since you work at a restaurant. Drop the 'tude before I write your wedding day letter or else it won't be very nice!

Sincerely,

your loving almost wife

ILoveToRobot · July 2012

Dear lady at tanning salon,

Thank you for talking me into the level two bed since it's "the same as the level 1 but better for your face". Normally, I can go 15 minutes in a level one with no base and have no problem. However, 7 minutes in the level two burned me! (and I had a little base) I wanted to even out my farmers tan but I have to wait until the burn goes away to get back in the bed. I only have a few days left until I leave town so I'll only get one more shot at this. Thank you, it's very much appreciated.

KatieK501 · July 2012

Dear Stress:

You are unnecessary and unwanted. Please go away.

Sincerly,

Trying to stay calm bride-to-be

KatieK501 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:ab834eae-d46d-40f8-a4a8-9a82fc3120f2">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI, I'm sorry you expected me to make you chicken and rice at 11:30 last night, but you were home for over an hour and could have a. asked earlier or b. cooked it yourself. or c. ate at work since you work at a restaurant. Drop the 'tude before I write your wedding day letter or else it won't be very nice! Sincerely, your loving almost wife
Posted by LindsayMeg[/QUOTE]

Ugh! I know where you're coming from!! Maybe not quite so late, but FI comes in hungry and wondering why I haven't started cooking (like I'm not busy!). He stays late at work, so I never know when he's going to be home - and nothing drives me crazier than when I'm hungry and have made a nice dinner, and then I have to wait on him to show up!

bells24412 · July 2012

Dear FMIL,

Stop adding people to the guest list. You are only contributing 5k to this wedding that is certaintly not enough for you to be adding people, especially family that you haven't seen in like 20 effin years! WTF! Oh and stop asking me questions about the seating chart for your family! If you effed up on the tables that is on you, not me! Stop driving me CRAZY!!!

sincerly,
Your FDIL/Bridezilla!

FI,

I love you, but stop being on my a$$ about things!! I have everything in order for the wedding and at our apt! If you want to do somehting about being a little productive with umm I don't know just about everything wedding related!!!

Your loving bridezilla

timsflower81 · July 2012

Dear Work,

Please stop being so stressful. This is the LAST thing I need leading up to the wedding.

-Overworked, underpaid and way stressed out

LADY324 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:a1a50ac0-9608-49f5-9c0a-b7958db49f3bPost:817ded7b-8ec8-40d9-a841-70b601cc57dc">Re: Open letter thursday!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Self, <strong>You should really get moving on your love letter to put in the wine ceremony box</strong>...You have 9 days to write...I know writers block happens....but seriously, snap out of it!! Sincerely, LM Dear wonderful Mom, Please stop worrying about what time the photographer is arriving and the picture schedules...She is arriving between 12:30 & 1pm..They said that each group will take approx. 30minutes...I don't care if I am sitting in my dress relaxing a little bit...IT IS FINE!! I want to be in my dress as much as possible that day! DUH!!! Love, Your daughter who is completely calm and ready... Dear Self, again.... Please don't cry too much the day of the wedding...I really don't want to have a horrible headache during the reception... Thanks, LM
Posted by littlemoments324[/QUOTE]

I still have to do this too and we still need to buy the wine and glasses!

Allison03 · July 2012

Dear Brain,

Please calm down when it comes time for bed. I could really use the sleep.

Sincerely,

A tired bride to be

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